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Abundant tweets about civil liberties & national security. "Has a longer memory than an elephant & keeps more records than Jim Comey.” Legendary potty mouth.

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    emptywheel‏ @emptywheel 21 May 2014

    But seriously. Who would fuck a goat in front of his Yahoo-run web cam, AMIRITE?

    11:02 AM - 21 May 2014
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      2. Amie Stepanovich‏Verified account @astepanovich 21 May 2014
        Replying to @emptywheel

        @emptywheel Did I miss something?

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      3. emptywheel‏ @emptywheel 21 May 2014
        Replying to @astepanovich

        @astepanovich Earlier tweets where I wondered if it would be impolite to wonder out loud if NSA had pics of Sensenbrenner fucking a goat?

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      4. Amie Stepanovich‏Verified account @astepanovich 21 May 2014
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        @emptywheel ha. oooh. Wow, I was way confused. Poor goats.

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      5. emptywheel‏ @emptywheel 21 May 2014
        Replying to @astepanovich

        @astepanovich Some goats like powerful committee chairmen. Especially if the goats are in the employ of the NSA and eat a lot of honey.

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      1. Robᵉʳᵗ Graham X🅂 Max‏ @ErrataRob 21 May 2014
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        @emptywheel srsly, I always turn off the webcam first

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      1. Christopher Hagan‏ @mywrrd 21 May 2014
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        @emptywheel :Bet what they have on Obama is juicy...

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      1. Steve Tierney‏ @Irishmarques 21 May 2014
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        @emptywheel A good goat'll do that.

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      1. Cujo359‏ @Cujo359 21 May 2014
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        @emptywheel Which, of course, doesn't entirely rule out goat-fucking...

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      1. Cujo359‏ @Cujo359 21 May 2014
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        @emptywheel I put it down 2 existence of a mysterious force th@ lives in DC and turns every bill into the exact opposite of what it should B

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