Sums up this crappy week so well: moving laundry from washer to dryer, only to find...my wallet. I plead guilty to money laundering...
@JimWhiteGNV Shh! Don't say that out loud. DOJ prolly looking for some money launderer other than JPMC to bust.
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@emptywheel Maybe you are right. Total was $59. That looks pretty close to the DOJ sweet spot for locking someone up for life. -
@JimWhiteGNV That's only their sweet spot if that's your net wealth. You'll probably avoid their attention for that reason. - 1 more reply
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