@jesseberney BITE YOUR TONGUE! No turkey of mine will see brine. I use the old family method of slathering it with bacon.
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@jesseberney No no. I ordered a 15 pound turkey. My farmers (from whom I got the turkey directly) just fed all their turkeys too damn much.
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@emptywheel How much of that extra weight is giblets though? -
@captain_tenille Giblets are never "extra" weight. They're the flavor packet. -
@emptywheel@captain_tenille Giblets are gross gravy-ruiners. - 1 more reply
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