Inmate #1 watching the Warden put on make up. "What's that for?" "To make you look better." Me: "Mom doesn't need that" Inmate: "Does too!"
@AllThingsHLS Man, you're going to have to start a Twitter account dedicated to "cheeky things Inmate #1 says."
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@emptywheel Or write a book#MoarBetterIdeaThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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