An alien rocket just crash-landed in the backyard. A 6-year-old kid came by to retrieve it. Smells like a government cover-up, you ask me.
@theurbansherpa Sadly for your your parents didn't warn you early enough. Eh. I'm still less scary than my dad was. 2@bmaz
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@emptywheel Remember that bit of family lore where your dad worried that if we spent too much time together, you'd all be a "bad influence." -
@emptywheel Which you were, obvi.
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