Skip to content
By using Twitter’s services you agree to our Cookies Use. We and our partners operate globally and use cookies, including for analytics, personalisation, and ads.
  • Home Home Home, current page.
  • About

Saved searches

  • Remove
  • In this conversation
    Verified accountProtected Tweets @
Suggested users
  • Verified accountProtected Tweets @
  • Verified accountProtected Tweets @
  • Language: English
    • Bahasa Indonesia
    • Bahasa Melayu
    • Català
    • Čeština
    • Dansk
    • Deutsch
    • English UK
    • Español
    • Filipino
    • Français
    • Hrvatski
    • Italiano
    • Magyar
    • Nederlands
    • Norsk
    • Polski
    • Português
    • Română
    • Slovenčina
    • Suomi
    • Svenska
    • Tiếng Việt
    • Türkçe
    • Ελληνικά
    • Български език
    • Русский
    • Српски
    • Українська мова
    • עִבְרִית
    • العربية
    • فارسی
    • मराठी
    • हिन्दी
    • বাংলা
    • ગુજરાતી
    • தமிழ்
    • ಕನ್ನಡ
    • ภาษาไทย
    • 한국어
    • 日本語
    • 简体中文
    • 繁體中文
  • Have an account? Log in
    Have an account?
    · Forgot password?

    New to Twitter?
    Sign up
emptywheel's profile
emptywheel
emptywheel
emptywheel
@emptywheel

Tweets

emptywheel

@emptywheel

Abundant tweets about civil liberties & national security. "Has a longer memory than an elephant & keeps more records than Jim Comey.” Legendary potty mouth.

Grand Rapids, MI
emptywheel.net
Joined August 2008

Tweets

  • © 2018 Twitter
  • About
  • Help Center
  • Terms
  • Privacy policy
  • Cookies
  • Ads info
Dismiss
Previous
Next

Go to a person's profile

Saved searches

  • Remove
  • In this conversation
    Verified accountProtected Tweets @
Suggested users
  • Verified accountProtected Tweets @
  • Verified accountProtected Tweets @

Promote this Tweet

Block

  • Tweet with a location

    You can add location information to your Tweets, such as your city or precise location, from the web and via third-party applications. You always have the option to delete your Tweet location history. Learn more

    Your lists

    Create a new list


    Under 100 characters, optional

    Privacy

    Copy link to Tweet

    Embed this Tweet

    Embed this Video

    Add this Tweet to your website by copying the code below. Learn more

    Add this video to your website by copying the code below. Learn more

    Hmm, there was a problem reaching the server.

    By embedding Twitter content in your website or app, you are agreeing to the Twitter Developer Agreement and Developer Policy.

    Preview

    Why you're seeing this ad

    Log in to Twitter

    · Forgot password?
    Don't have an account? Sign up »

    Sign up for Twitter

    Not on Twitter? Sign up, tune into the things you care about, and get updates as they happen.

    Sign up
    Have an account? Log in »

    Two-way (sending and receiving) short codes:

    Country Code For customers of
    United States 40404 (any)
    Canada 21212 (any)
    United Kingdom 86444 Vodafone, Orange, 3, O2
    Brazil 40404 Nextel, TIM
    Haiti 40404 Digicel, Voila
    Ireland 51210 Vodafone, O2
    India 53000 Bharti Airtel, Videocon, Reliance
    Indonesia 89887 AXIS, 3, Telkomsel, Indosat, XL Axiata
    Italy 4880804 Wind
    3424486444 Vodafone
    » See SMS short codes for other countries

    Confirmation

     

    Welcome home!

    This timeline is where you’ll spend most of your time, getting instant updates about what matters to you.

    Tweets not working for you?

    Hover over the profile pic and click the Following button to unfollow any account.

    Say a lot with a little

    When you see a Tweet you love, tap the heart — it lets the person who wrote it know you shared the love.

    Spread the word

    The fastest way to share someone else’s Tweet with your followers is with a Retweet. Tap the icon to send it instantly.

    Join the conversation

    Add your thoughts about any Tweet with a Reply. Find a topic you’re passionate about, and jump right in.

    Learn the latest

    Get instant insight into what people are talking about now.

    Get more of what you love

    Follow more accounts to get instant updates about topics you care about.

    Find what's happening

    See the latest conversations about any topic instantly.

    Never miss a Moment

    Catch up instantly on the best stories happening as they unfold.

    emptywheel‏ @emptywheel 23 Jun 2013

    America is acting like man nervous abt his small penis.

    9:59 AM - 23 Jun 2013
    • 86 Retweets
    • 45 Likes
    • Daria Emma Jeff Daten Smith Ashton Carter Lily Bargeman layal newseamus Medina Zach AL-Chokhachi
    25 replies 86 retweets 45 likes
      1. New conversation
      2. William Paul Carter‏ @WPaulCarter 23 Jun 2013
        Replying to @emptywheel

        @emptywheel @jimmerz28 What? No! We swear it's not small! It's just kind of average, and besides it's cold in here.

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      3. James Holby‏ @jimmerz28 23 Jun 2013
        Replying to @WPaulCarter

        @WPaulCarter @emptywheel Yea you can't tell the full size until it's hard! Even though endless wars are what gives us a hardon...#DarkAres

        1 reply 1 retweet 1 like
      4. William Paul Carter‏ @WPaulCarter 23 Jun 2013
        Replying to @jimmerz28

        And it's @jimmerz28 FOR THE WIN!!! @emptywheel

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      5. James Holby‏ @jimmerz28 23 Jun 2013
        Replying to @WPaulCarter

        @WPaulCarter @emptywheel I can't take all the credit. Thanks, Obama!

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      6. William Paul Carter‏ @WPaulCarter 23 Jun 2013
        Replying to @jimmerz28

        @jimmerz28 You can't give Obama all the credit! Thanks Reagan, Bush, Clinton, Bush 2, & Obama.

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      7. James Holby‏ @jimmerz28 23 Jun 2013
        Replying to @WPaulCarter

        @WPaulCarter Yea Reagen started it this downhill snowball.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      8. William Paul Carter‏ @WPaulCarter 23 Jun 2013
        Replying to @jimmerz28

        @jimmerz28 I bet Jimmy Carter wakes up with a smug since of "I told you so" self satisfaction every morning.

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      9. James Holby‏ @jimmerz28 23 Jun 2013
        Replying to @WPaulCarter

        @WPaulCarter Wasn't he the one that started all the alternative energy funding and Reagan just threw them all out?

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      10. 3 more replies
      1. Michael Kovalenko‏ @pubk3y 23 Jun 2013
        Replying to @emptywheel

        @emptywheel Feelings of inadequacy come from screwing everyone and losing friends/allies/people. Size doesn't matter; social cohesion does.

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
        Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. Undo
        Undo
      1. Anne Jamison‏ @prof_anne 23 Jun 2013
        Replying to @emptywheel

        @emptywheel is that why usually admirable people are behaving like 12 yr-olds?

        0 replies 1 retweet 0 likes
        Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. Undo
        Undo
      1. Christian‏ @Christian_Cru2 23 Jun 2013
        Replying to @emptywheel

        RT @emptywheel: #America is acting like man nervous abt his small penis.

        0 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
        Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. Undo
        Undo
      1. Zach AL-Chokhachi‏ @arabhick 23 Jun 2013
        Replying to @emptywheel

        @emptywheel @peterkofod It's like they have the #lebron syndrome.

        0 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
        Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. Undo
        Undo
      1. Douglas Benton Smith‏ @DBentonSmith 23 Jun 2013
        Replying to @emptywheel

        @emptywheel Read "Ode T A SpyCop" on my modest personal blog http://dbentonsmith.wordpress.com 

        0 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
        Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. Undo
        Undo
      1. Al‏ @WhiteWhine2 23 Jun 2013
        Replying to @emptywheel

        @emptywheel that is too funny

        0 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
        Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. Undo
        Undo
      1. thepete‏ @thepete 23 Jun 2013
        Replying to @emptywheel

        You just noticed? ;P RT @emptywheel: America is acting like man nervous abt his small penis.

        0 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
        Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. Undo
        Undo
      1. Anon Livewire News‏ @Anonlivewire 23 Jun 2013
        Replying to @emptywheel

        @emptywheel @Thomas_Drake1 (snicker) #lulz

        0 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
        Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. Undo
        Undo
      1. Joshua‏ @doomsdesire6 23 Jun 2013
        Replying to @emptywheel

        @emptywheel @AnonPressOffice

        0 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
        Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. Undo
        Undo
      1. Rick 4 Liz, Amy or Kamala 4 Prez‏ @Rick_Geissal 23 Jun 2013
        Replying to @emptywheel

        @emptywheel Yep.

        0 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
        Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. Undo
        Undo
      1. Nathan Perotti‏ @NatePerotti 23 Jun 2013
        Replying to @emptywheel

        Spot on. #fear “@emptywheel: America is acting like man nervous abt his small penis.”

        0 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
        Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. Undo
        Undo

    Loading seems to be taking a while.

    Twitter may be over capacity or experiencing a momentary hiccup. Try again or visit Twitter Status for more information.

      Promoted Tweet

      false

      • © 2018 Twitter
      • About
      • Help Center
      • Terms
      • Privacy policy
      • Cookies
      • Ads info