"I said the quiet part loud. Some of you wanted me to do it, and I willingly obliged, but now it feels awkward"
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Please excuse Mr Hyde’s performance last week and confirm Dr Jekyll
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You spelled "Martinis" wrong or maybe not. Same difference.
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It wasn't Martians, but rather Bart O'Kavanaugh.
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I promise I won't hit you again.
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His entire career has been ratfucking Democrats, but he’s independent and impartial.
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He wrote it himself, in pencil, in cursive, and he showed it to almost no one.
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"I am independent and impartial...which is why I chose the Wall Street Journal opinion page and chose Fox News for a previous interview"
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Timmy and Squi made me do it. I like beer.
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Well and plus he was reading from his own prewritten statement. Those anti-Dem threats weren’t spontaneous, but carefully considered opinion. Yale-educated he may be, but that doesn’t lift him out of the sinkhole of sloppy partisanship he gladly dived into Thursday afternoon.
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You can trust me, I’ve never lied to you before.
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"I said a few things I should not have said." You mean like lying under oath?
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"you can count on me" is certainly a poor choice of words. I remember it as one of the pivotal lines in Clockwork Orange, at a point in the story that is ... pertinent.
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Misread that as martinis instead of martians... Still works.
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Too late
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I’m just blown away at how clearly his behavior demonstrates he’s a functioning alcoholic. All the signs are evident. All of them.
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White House must be nervous.
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Such BS. It took him a week to come out and say maybe he was totally out of control? Unhinged? He gets no passes here.
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"Look what you made me do!"...Kavanaugh and many, many other abusers of women
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