Only if you also have a dog 
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Dogs don't talk back, argue about stupid stuff, etc. That's the stuff that's exhausting...
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June Bug the terrorist foster dog laughs at the claim that she doesn't talk back. Then punches the trash can.
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Michigan craft beer has medicinal properties?
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It has to be better for you than whatever swill Kavanaugh drinks, I'm sure.
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You know he just pounds his Coors Lights one angry
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My kids keep me young, but I feel like I have aged 5 years since Wednesday
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Probably, yes. Then again, having kids gets you used to things like "I'm going to go live out in the woods and study bears" (complete with photos of herself with a large bear in her lap). So I have lots of white hair, but BOY have I learned to be flexible!
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They didn't ask how much time you spend on twitter?
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That should save you a few grey hairs for sure...
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I would love to see little wheels!
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There are definitely health benefits conferred to mothers who successfully birth their babies. Crazy stuff, but good science there (my wife, who is not a nut, tells me).
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Uh, yeah. You have one kid and your bladder ages about 40 years.
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Hmmm, let me guess: moderate alcohol consumption, no smoking, no heart disease, diabetes or cancer. No history of the aforementioned among siblings and parents. No high blood pressure. Gets flu vaccine, exercises. Not obese.
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Don't know if you've seen it, but women who haven't had kids always look younger than their peer group. Correlation?
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