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Abundant tweets about civil liberties & national security. "Has a longer memory than an elephant & keeps more records than Jim Comey.” Legendary potty mouth.

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    emptywheel‏ @emptywheel Sep 29

    My spouse's wellness program says my medical age is 17 years younger than I really am. It must factor in that I don't have kids, right?

    11:55 AM - 29 Sep 2018
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      2. Chris Riato  🦋‏ @so_irreverent Sep 29
        Replying to @emptywheel

        Only if you also have a dog 🐶

        1 reply 0 retweets 8 likes
      3. emptywheel‏ @emptywheel Sep 29
        Replying to @so_irreverent

        I have a terrorist foster dog, does that count?pic.twitter.com/eXHQfZrNEy

        5 replies 1 retweet 23 likes
      4. Lillian Wheeler‏ @47purples Sep 30
        Replying to @emptywheel @so_irreverent

        Dogs don't talk back, argue about stupid stuff, etc. That's the stuff that's exhausting...

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      5. emptywheel‏ @emptywheel Sep 30
        Replying to @47purples @so_irreverent

        June Bug the terrorist foster dog laughs at the claim that she doesn't talk back. Then punches the trash can.

        1 reply 0 retweets 5 likes
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      2. andrew‏ @inertiate Sep 29
        Replying to @emptywheel

        Michigan craft beer has medicinal properties?

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      3. emptywheel‏ @emptywheel Sep 29
        Replying to @inertiate

        It has to be better for you than whatever swill Kavanaugh drinks, I'm sure.

        2 replies 0 retweets 12 likes
      4. Dave C‏ @davecdnb Sep 29
        Replying to @emptywheel @inertiate

        You know he just pounds his Coors Lights one angry 😤 beer 🍺 after the other 🍻

        0 replies 0 retweets 3 likes
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      1. Roger Platt‏ @RogerPlatt14 Sep 29
        Replying to @emptywheel

        My kids keep me young, but I feel like I have aged 5 years since Wednesday

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      2. Sandra Damiana Swan‏ @damianaswan Sep 29
        Replying to @emptywheel

        Probably, yes. Then again, having kids gets you used to things like "I'm going to go live out in the woods and study bears" (complete with photos of herself with a large bear in her lap). So I have lots of white hair, but BOY have I learned to be flexible!

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      1. ZombieClimateRefugee#847033372‏ @arendtiana Sep 29
        Replying to @emptywheel

        They didn't ask how much time you spend on twitter?

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      1. Pierre Foy‏ @foyp Sep 29
        Replying to @emptywheel

        That should save you a few grey hairs for sure...

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      1. Andre Kenji de Sousa 🇧🇷 🌐‏ @andkenbr Sep 29
        Replying to @emptywheel

        I would love to see little wheels!

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      1. tony peters‏ @tonypet49231182 Sep 29
        Replying to @emptywheel

        There are definitely health benefits conferred to mothers who successfully birth their babies. Crazy stuff, but good science there (my wife, who is not a nut, tells me).

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      1. Katie Kearns‏ @kkearns Sep 29
        Replying to @emptywheel

        Uh, yeah. You have one kid and your bladder ages about 40 years.

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      1. David Howard‏ @DavidHowardOjai Sep 29
        Replying to @emptywheel

        Hmmm, let me guess: moderate alcohol consumption, no smoking, no heart disease, diabetes or cancer. No history of the aforementioned among siblings and parents. No high blood pressure. Gets flu vaccine, exercises. Not obese.

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      1. Patty L‏ @LBoudica08 Sep 29
        Replying to @emptywheel

        Yes

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      2. michael slater‏ @mslater1 Sep 29
        Replying to @emptywheel

        Don't know if you've seen it, but women who haven't had kids always look younger than their peer group. Correlation?

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      3. Kathleen Walker‏ @Kathlee28793039 Sep 29
        Replying to @mslater1 @emptywheel

        Sleep!

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