Drink more wine.
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Speaking of career aspirations, did I ever tell you abt that time I was sitting at
@UMich student legal services w my attorney (god bless his stoned, tweedy soul) discussing strategy for my upcoming court date? 1/x -
The whole thing was hassle that I needed to go away ASAP - I was too busy flunking our of architecture school to mount a credible defense. But, I did have a court date to manage. 2/x
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My attorney & I were discussing plea options & it was rapidly becoming clear that I was going to be pleading guilty. Before finalizing that decision my attorney wanted to make one thing crystal clear. 3/x
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He said that I needed to understand that if I plead guilty I would probably never be able to be president of the United States. After cleaning up my spittake, I told him that I’d be OK with that consequence... 4
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I thought about that adventure a lot this week...
#drinkmorewine /end
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