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Abundant tweets about civil liberties & national security. "Has a longer memory than an elephant & keeps more records than Jim Comey.” Legendary potty mouth.

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    1. emptywheel‏ @emptywheel Sep 25

      The guy who helped impeach Bill Clinton for a (consensual) blowjob just claimed he couldn't have sexually assaulted anyone because he didn't have vaginal intercourse. https://www.emptywheel.net/2018/09/25/brett-kavanaugh-it-depends-on-what-the-meaning-of-the-phrase-sexual-assault-is/ …

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      emptywheel‏ @emptywheel Sep 25

      I wonder if Kavanaugh has the day he lost his virginity marked on his famous calendar?

      8:31 AM - 25 Sep 2018
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        2. Jeff Hauser‏Verified account @jeffhauser Sep 25
          Replying to @emptywheel

          I would have thought the day the drinking age increased to 21 would have warranted some sort of notation....

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        3. emptywheel‏ @emptywheel Sep 25
          Replying to @jeffhauser

          Brett Kavanaugh was always already 21, in his mind.

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        1. AGW‏ @AGWilson Sep 25
          Replying to @emptywheel

          A man who thinks being a virgin means you can’t sexually assault someone has no business being in society, much less on the Supreme Court.

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        2. Loretta Castorini‏ @MADDMAAM Sep 25
          Replying to @emptywheel

          I’m sorry but the idea that a good looking, well-connected dude in the 1980s didn’t lose his virginity until “many years” after HS screams MAJOR ISSUES to me. I was there for the 80s. Everybody got laid by 20. Liar or weirdo.

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        1. Lord Dampnut‏ @LWN_ Sep 25
          Replying to @emptywheel

          Lord Dampnut Retweeted Steve Kantrowitz

          https://twitter.com/skantrow/status/1044596637950251008 …

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          Steve Kantrowitz @skantrow
          Perhaps Brett Kavanaugh was a virgin for many years after high school. But he claimed otherwise in a conversation with me during our freshman year in Lawrance Hall at Yale, in the living room of my suite.
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        1. Chris Maytag‏ @cpm5280 Sep 25
          Replying to @emptywheel

          "Dear diary, Today I became a MAN!"

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        2. andrew‏ @andrewronmo Sep 25
          Replying to @emptywheel

          Good question. Do you think it was before or after he came up with this bilious set of questions about Monica Lewinskypic.twitter.com/Tk2h7LD7L8

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        1. The Unknown Unknown‏ @Bufshuf Sep 25
          Replying to @emptywheel

          Definitely has the day he got boofed memorialized.

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        1. Sarah Jackman‏ @VviewSsonicMair Sep 25
          Replying to @emptywheel @mugrogue

          Yuk.

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        1. Alan‏ @AverageFather Sep 25
          Replying to @emptywheel

          Probably not, but he certainly made an entry in his Incelclopedia of the event.

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        1. Grey Hawk‏ @GreyHawk121 Sep 25
          Replying to @emptywheel

          He's also part of the generation that believes you're a virgin if you only do it anally... and that seems to tie into their idiot frat phrase about what "no" means.

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        1. Steve Lichtman‏ @stevel3000 Sep 25
          Replying to @emptywheel

          Open to May:pic.twitter.com/DUBITmnzwI

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        1. Mark spots the X‏ @markspotsthex Sep 25
          Replying to @emptywheel

          It undermines the credibility of his calendar if he didn’t.

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        1. Andrea Kisiner  🌊 🌊‏ @andrea_kisiner Sep 25
          Replying to @emptywheel @mugrogue

          Well of course, that would have been on his wedding night, if he was able. 😇

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        1. Steve!‏ @probably_steve Sep 25
          Replying to @emptywheel @KailiJoy

          It was just last week, when McConnell and Trump took turns on him so they wouldn't withdraw the nom.

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        1. No Longer A Person‏ @smoothpolitics Sep 25
          Replying to @emptywheel @SaltyLenore

          I can’t believe he’d record that guys name in the year book? he was a virgin only bc he hadn’t bn w a woman

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        1. Michael Hallden‏ @DrGitpaws Sep 25
          Replying to @emptywheel

          Yeah. It says FridayFFFFFFF!

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