Let me just say that, based on my personal experience, "FBI dude personally and professional incapable of understanding sarcasm takes a prosecutor's mordant comment literally" is not implausible to me.
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Jim Jordan isn’t even capable of identifying himself.
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Jim Jordan can't identify sexual assault when he has a front row fucking seat to it. I wouldn't trust him to tell me the time of day, sports scores, or color of the sky.
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That would only matter if someone had told him about an attack, which nobody ever has. Ever.
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This is why official government documents need emojis.
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