I'm pleading not-guilty by reason of having incredibly low standards for myself and others.
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"Did you know other people also do crimes?" is my new favorite defense testimony.
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Sounds like a confession.
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He has no clue how scrupulous people act because scrupulous run away from him as fast as they can.
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Seems like an obvious follow-up might be something like, “Cool. So what did you do?”
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I _love_ that he added the qualifier "in my opinion"
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Of course the standard
@DonaldJTrumpJr should be "is this right"? Not, "would others do it"?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Better yet: tell it to the judge at sentencing. ;)
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Such an entitled dickwad.
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That’s my go-to defense
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