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    emptywheel‏ @emptywheel Sep 10

    The biggest news on Saturday outside of tennis was that Ted Cruz remains unlikeable. The biggest news today is that Cynthia Nixon broke all NY's rules on bagels. I think we're getting fatigued.

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      2. Obverse‏ @obverseer Sep 10
        Replying to @emptywheel

        They're not NY's rules, they're like Newton's rules.

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      3. emptywheel‏ @emptywheel Sep 10
        Replying to @obverseer

        THe problem is in much of Newton's universe what NY considers bagels and what are called bagels are mutually unrecognizable.

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      4. Vocal Lisa‏ @VocalLisa Sep 10
        Replying to @emptywheel @obverseer

        FYI, for Mizrahi Jews (North Africa/Middle East) the flavor profile of cinnamon and raisins in savory foods is quite common. A cinnamon-spiced fish tangine with raisins and capers is quite traditional in the region. https://www.cookingwithalia.com/448-fish-tagine-onions-raisins/ … http://www.carascravings.com/2012/02/cinnamon-spiced-fish-tagine-with-raisins-and-capers.html … Just sayin'

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      5. Obverse‏ @obverseer Sep 10
        Replying to @VocalLisa @emptywheel

        Lisa in your experience how often is cured salmon the fish used in these tangines?

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      1. Patrick Meyers‏ @m1ghtymouse7 Sep 10
        Replying to @emptywheel

        Honestly, I do prefer Making Fun of Cruz Twitter and Bagel Twitter more as a purely cathartic exercise.

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      1. Ruthie!‏ @RMMichaels Sep 10
        Replying to @emptywheel

        They threw away the rules for bagels when the Whole Paycheck began stocking whole wheat jalapeño bagels.

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      1. Terry Banet‏ @tebsf Sep 10
        Replying to @emptywheel

        Her broken rule with cin. raisin isn’t soooooo bad. Its the new fangled blueberry and other egregious flavors that would be way beyond the boundaries. Cinnamon raisin bagels have been made by real bagel makers for a long long time.

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      1. Pamula‏ @bliss63 Sep 10
        Replying to @emptywheel

        My father-in-law loves cinnamon raisin bagels and puts all sorts of savory things on them, making us all cringe. He’s been a NYer his whole life, so go figure! He’s also been republican his whole life, so maybe this will convince him to vote for Cynthia.

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      1. Pamula‏ @bliss63 Sep 10
        Replying to @emptywheel

        Once I went to a bagel shop in Maryland and ordered an egg and poppy seed bagel. “We don’t have that”, they said. “It’s right there”, I said. “That’s a lemon poppyseed bagel”. LEMON POPPYSEED!

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      1. Collective Mind  🌊‏ @CollectiveCraze Sep 10
        Replying to @emptywheel

        Plus that cbs thing.

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      1.  🐓MErider 🚲‏ @trailhen Sep 10
        Replying to @emptywheel

        We've become "bad news" junkies. Mark my words, once Trump is gone, alcohol sales will go even higher. Between our current daily doses of booze & news on steroids, we are all going to suffer tremors when the news goes back to being just food festivals & car chases on the regular.

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      2. Nat Allard‏ @NatAllard Sep 10
        Replying to @emptywheel

        Say what you will about Lox and Capers on Cinnamon Raisin (gross!), but at least she didn't toast her bagel like a monster

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      3.  🇺🇲 Gw 👻i L 🌐, MD  🇺🇲‏ @GwailoMD Sep 10
        Replying to @NatAllard @emptywheel

         🇺🇲 Gw 👻i L 🌐, MD  🇺🇲 Retweeted erin chack

        Toasting bagels is so triggering because I like the toasty crunch but find melted cream cheese irritating. It has been my greatest disappointment and I fear I will carry this mark upon my heart to my grave. Also this:https://twitter.com/ErinChack/status/1010893588719431680?s=19 …

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        erin chackVerified account @ErinChack
        my bf ordered an egg and cheese bagel and the guy gave him a hard boiled egg on cream cheese help what’s the number for 911 pic.twitter.com/TPFMqkuATB
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      1. Josh Callahan‏ @Jschmuck2 Sep 10
        Replying to @emptywheel

        You’re 100% right. But it IS a flagrant bagel violation

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      1. Stephanie Noel Kirlin‏ @DC2CA Sep 10
        Replying to @emptywheel

        I concur.

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