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Abundant tweets about civil liberties & national security. "Has a longer memory than an elephant & keeps more records than Jim Comey.” Legendary potty mouth.

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    1. emptywheel‏ @emptywheel Aug 25

      June Bug the terrorist foster dog's newest attention getting trick is trying to grab wine bottles out of the June Bug-level wine rack in the island.

      12 replies 1 retweet 54 likes
    2. Ronan Delaney‏ @delexical Aug 25
      Replying to @emptywheel

      That's my trick. Bad dog.

      1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
    3. emptywheel‏ @emptywheel Aug 25
      Replying to @delexical

      You got company. She's grabbing for the nicer wine too, the bitch.

      1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
    4. Ronan Delaney‏ @delexical Aug 25
      Replying to @emptywheel

      Mid-shelf French for this old madam, days of jumping for the good stuff are over..pic.twitter.com/uaCZbbAsHl

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    5. emptywheel‏ @emptywheel Aug 25
      Replying to @delexical

      I remember the reaction of a brewery owning friend of mine when, after he had provided beer for an ultimate tournament I brought the (last) dog to, I explained that dog like his IPA but not Colt 44.

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    6. Ronan Delaney‏ @delexical Aug 25
      Replying to @emptywheel

      The one and only time a dog of ours genuinely drank booze was a Jack Russell named Nelson who had an opportunity to scoff a lot of Bailey's and drank it with gusto. He was ultimately shot by a sheep farmer while searching out a dog in heat.

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      emptywheel‏ @emptywheel Aug 25
      Replying to @delexical

      Our theory on that dog (he was a rescue) is that he was a frat house dog until some semester transition period. He LOVED pizza and beer and only knew the showy tricks, none of the useful ones.

      3:29 PM - 25 Aug 2018
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        1. Ronan Delaney‏ @delexical Aug 25
          Replying to @emptywheel

          Sounds plausible. Probably a beer pong/catch champion. Nelson was bred by a former Mustang pilot named Russ from whom we also bought a spaghetti-eating donkey who broke out enough times that we signed him over to the guy whose donkey he had taken up with. Nurture will out.

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