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Abundant tweets about civil liberties & national security. "Has a longer memory than an elephant & keeps more records than Jim Comey.” Legendary potty mouth.

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    emptywheel‏ @emptywheel Aug 16

    What is it about car dealers that they have to serve 5 different versions of shitty flavored coffee instead of, you know, coffee?

    7:00 AM - 16 Aug 2018
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      1. Richard Fleming‏ @walkingtogitmo Aug 16
        Replying to @emptywheel

        They are obsessed with options and extras.

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      2. SconeAnon‏ @AnonScone Aug 16
        Replying to @emptywheel

        Salesman's pitch: "Now, what I want to know is, what's it gonna take to get you to drink a cup of our coffee?"

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      3. cmmnctns‏ @MDH_CMN Aug 16
        Replying to @AnonScone @emptywheel

        *slaps coffee machine* "this bad boy can fit so many fucking flavors in it"

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      1. $1.50/carton‏ @ewmda Aug 16
        Replying to @emptywheel

        “we don’t actually have the base model in stock”

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      1. Bentalope‏ @behaviorben Aug 16
        Replying to @emptywheel

        Car dealers appreciate chintzy add-ons like fabric protection and hazelnut flavor.

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      1. Chris‏ @Walshman23 Aug 16
        Replying to @emptywheel

        *slaps roof of coffee machine*...

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      1. Tom Sullivan‏ @BloggersRUs Aug 16
        Replying to @emptywheel

        I insist on coffee-flavored coffee and beer-flavored beer.

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      2. Anne Mollo‏ @Canetoad_A Aug 16
        Replying to @emptywheel

        And the only tea on offer is Lipton. [shudder]

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      3. CindyWheeler‏ @cincity631 Aug 16
        Replying to @Canetoad_A @emptywheel

        Mine carries 6 flavors of Tazo teas!

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      1. mcb‏ @mcb1tx Aug 16
        Replying to @emptywheel

        I’d go somewhere else for my coffee.

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      1. Justine Gubar‏Verified account @justinegub Aug 16
        Replying to @emptywheel

        You are a brave woman for trying it

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      1. Laura‏ @LauraLom234 Aug 16
        Replying to @emptywheel @Barryhallphd

        Keurig is advertising on Faux news... Their pods are adding to our problem with pollution. Drink water from the fountain at the dealership ... It is healthier! 😎

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      1. (((Andrew Roiter)))‏ @Andrew_Roiter Aug 16
        Replying to @emptywheel

        No idea. But this is the strangest thing I've found at onepic.twitter.com/w3vZ65reJz

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      1. Dave Brown‏ @dbrownnh Aug 16
        Replying to @emptywheel

        You can thank Mr. Durant for that.

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      1. Just Sayin’‏ @TonyCopeland99 Aug 16
        Replying to @emptywheel

        Right!? If I want to taste tar, I’ll lick the parking lot.

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      1. ira‏ @fromira Aug 16
        Replying to @emptywheel

        Keurig seems fancy, I guess, and it creates less mess to clean up than regular coffee. But damn if it doesn’t taste like shit.

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      1. John Elliott‏ @Velcroski Aug 16
        Replying to @emptywheel

        Option packages vs. the basic model.

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      1. The BOOd Curmudgeon‏ @FoodCurmudgeon Aug 16
        Replying to @emptywheel

        Fine Corinthian coffee

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      1. Levi Castello‏ @Guybrush_Baltar Aug 16
        Replying to @emptywheel

        They buy the mix box of the pods and all the non-flavored ones are in the break room.

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