They are obsessed with options and extras.
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Salesman's pitch: "Now, what I want to know is, what's it gonna take to get you to drink a cup of our coffee?"
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*slaps coffee machine* "this bad boy can fit so many fucking flavors in it"
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“we don’t actually have the base model in stock”
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Car dealers appreciate chintzy add-ons like fabric protection and hazelnut flavor.
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*slaps roof of coffee machine*...
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I insist on coffee-flavored coffee and beer-flavored beer.
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And the only tea on offer is Lipton. [shudder]
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Mine carries 6 flavors of Tazo teas!
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I’d go somewhere else for my coffee.
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You are a brave woman for trying it
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Keurig is advertising on Faux news... Their pods are adding to our problem with pollution. Drink water from the fountain at the dealership ... It is healthier!
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No idea. But this is the strangest thing I've found at onepic.twitter.com/w3vZ65reJz
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You can thank Mr. Durant for that.
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Right!? If I want to taste tar, I’ll lick the parking lot.
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Keurig seems fancy, I guess, and it creates less mess to clean up than regular coffee. But damn if it doesn’t taste like shit.
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Option packages vs. the basic model.
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Fine Corinthian coffee
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They buy the mix box of the pods and all the non-flavored ones are in the break room.
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