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Abundant tweets about civil liberties & national security. "Has a longer memory than an elephant & keeps more records than Jim Comey.” Legendary potty mouth.

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    emptywheel‏ @emptywheel Jul 13

    Here’s the pie. But the part where the juice leaked out is mysteriously gone now.pic.twitter.com/K4JEPsyv0t

    6:14 AM - 13 Jul 2018
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      2. Jeremy Schroepfer‏ @JeremySchro Jul 13
        Replying to @emptywheel

        What kind of crust though?

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      3. emptywheel‏ @emptywheel Jul 13
        Replying to @JeremySchro

        Butter. In fact I found a new butter I'm happy with. The dairy I had been getting butter from stopped making unsalted and I had been searching for a good replacement. Think I've found one I'm happy with.

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      4. Jeremy Schroepfer‏ @JeremySchro Jul 13
        Replying to @emptywheel

        I prefer lard, but if it's leaky it will ruin the lard crust.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      5. emptywheel‏ @emptywheel Jul 13
        Replying to @JeremySchro

        The lard versus butter debate is one that will never be solved but we'll get fat and happy while engaging in it.

        0 replies 0 retweets 5 likes
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      2. Sajizzle‏ @Sajizzle Jul 13
        Replying to @emptywheel

        damn leakers

        2 replies 0 retweets 3 likes
      3. emptywheel‏ @emptywheel Jul 13
        Replying to @Sajizzle

        They've been eliminated.

        0 replies 0 retweets 4 likes
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      1. emptywheel‏ @emptywheel Jul 13
        Replying to @TCleveland4Real

        I used better counterterrorist defenses this time. It IS a cherry pie after all.

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      2. I am that...‏ @Nievenegro Jul 13
        Replying to @emptywheel

        It was June the terrorist foster dog, wasn't it?

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      3. emptywheel‏ @emptywheel Jul 13
        Replying to @Nievenegro

        I blame her for everything in any case. It's the American thing to do.

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. Zachary McAnally, now at breakfast‏ @Loiathal Jul 13
        Replying to @emptywheel

        That does look like a damn good pie.

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      1. Martin Krøger‏ @martinkroeger Jul 13
        Replying to @emptywheel

        Guess you'll have to investigate that leak 🙂

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      1. Janet Patti Muller‏ @runPattirun Jul 13
        Replying to @emptywheel

        yum.

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      1. Eleanor Saittah ah ah‏ @Dymaxion Jul 13
        Replying to @emptywheel

        It's a cover-up!

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      1. Violeta‏ @VioletaQSmith Jul 13
        Replying to @emptywheel

        I hate when that happens.

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      1. JD‏ @JD909 Jul 13
        Replying to @emptywheel

        Mmmmm pie.

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      1. Robert Lamirande‏ @LamirandeRobert Jul 13
        Replying to @emptywheel

        I'm sorry but was this a fight that was stopped on cuts?

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      1. Anne‏ @SparksMom53 Jul 13
        Replying to @emptywheel

        Blueberry pie for me this weekend - for my mom’s 88th birthday on the 16th. Love the juice that bakes down to jam-like consistency & can be sort of peeled off the edges & eaten w/out anyone knowing...the real secrets of baking, revealed!

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