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Abundant tweets about civil liberties & national security. "Has a longer memory than an elephant & keeps more records than Jim Comey.” Legendary potty mouth.

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    1. emptywheel‏ @emptywheel Jul 4

      The worst part of living with Europeans is their refusal to employ appropriate cooling technologies in the summer.

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      emptywheel‏ @emptywheel Jul 4

      Note, among the cooling technologies I had in mind was the ice cube. Fecking spouse has a habit of turning ice cube maker off “bc it’s loud.”

      1:33 PM - 4 Jul 2018
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        1. Elizabeth Doherty‏ @ElizbetD Jul 4
          Replying to @emptywheel

          In UK this is an ice cube maker.pic.twitter.com/HRuoXn1k8M

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        2. You Don't Say‏ @TheFakeMarkL Jul 4
          Replying to @emptywheel

          I'm sorry that's just evil.

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        3. Nneka Okereke‏ @OkerekeNR Jul 4
          Replying to @TheFakeMarkL @emptywheel

          Lol

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        1. Andres Freund (Pol)‏ @AndresFreundPol Jul 4
          Replying to @emptywheel

          American fridges already, on average, sound like they take off any minute. I can't imagine the ice cube maker makes a big difference ;)

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        1. Paul E  🖤 ✖️‏ @palecur Jul 4
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          this is emotional cruelty mx. wheel

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        1. Soul Eater‏ @EaterofSoles Jul 5
          Replying to @emptywheel

          Force him to go out and buy bags of ice? 😙

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        1. Neil Pechart‏ @SpicemanG Jul 4
          Replying to @emptywheel

          Ice cube trays are silent.

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        1. Paul Krause‏ @paulfkrause Jul 4
          Replying to @emptywheel

          Ice cube makers are only loud if the bin is empty.

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        1. Scott Fullerton‏ @fullersr Jul 4
          Replying to @emptywheel

          I’m with him on this one.

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        1. burt berman‏ @bbu Jul 4
          Replying to @emptywheel

          Put a loud fan or air cond in your living room and bedroom, and, top it off with highest speed option on a sleep machine.

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        1. Chris‏ @ChristineCSE Jul 4
          Replying to @emptywheel

          As someone who just went through 6 days of 98+ degree heat with a broken AC system, I can affirm that disabling a perfectly functional icemaker over noise would be grounds for divorce.

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        1. Angry Democrat VFX Artist‏ @VFXSailor Jul 4
          Replying to @emptywheel

          Ice cubes are elitist.

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        1. The Herald‏ @Surfer2099 Jul 4
          Replying to @emptywheel

          In that case, you should alternate spouse-mandated option: put fan in his/her hand. #FanMe

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        1. no-respect‏ @CapulettiM Jul 4
          Replying to @emptywheel

          Time to rewatch Mosquito Coast.

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        1. AlderFish‏ @AlderFish Jul 4
          Replying to @emptywheel

          My husband turns out of to save energy and so that "the ice cubes don't go stale."

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        1. Viktor Lazlo‏ @vlazlo2020 Jul 4
          Replying to @emptywheel

          Also not a fan of the mayo on the counter all summer either.

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