Today is going to be a fantastically deranged day on twitter and i cant wait. Sorry about your laptops!!!
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I think they're okay, just like me and the house after JB got to it. At the rate we're going Trump will try to set off a celebratory nuke on NK and accidentally press the wrong button.
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Bite your tongue! It's Bastille Day, not what you said (even if it is.....)
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Bastille day is July.
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Fuck. Maybe I should wait until my eyes are in focus....
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That's what you get for having her serve the coffee. Dogs are notoriously bad waitresses, and I don't understand why people insist on employing them.
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Loved that movie. Amy Adams heartbreaking
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Several years ago, a neighbor's pittie chewed out of his crate, and found himself stuck on a second story windowsill. My husband climbed a rickety ladder, and came down with a terrified, bloody dog hugging him tight. (dog was okay, just scratched and scared)
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Hmmh maybe she’s conspiring w team trump, although the successful breakout of puppy jail makes me think she’s too competent to align w them.
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I left the apt for 1 hour during that hour my Fraggles managed to bend one side and some of the top of the metal crate and get out and jam himself under a bed. In that processs he ripped off most of the nails on front paws. Little pieces were hanging and most were just flesh.

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Patience’s my middle name. On a positive note healthypaws is great insurance!
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