Skip to content
By using Twitter’s services you agree to our Cookies Use. We and our partners operate globally and use cookies, including for analytics, personalisation, and ads.
  • Home Home Home, current page.
  • About

Saved searches

  • Remove
  • In this conversation
    Verified accountProtected Tweets @
Suggested users
  • Verified accountProtected Tweets @
  • Verified accountProtected Tweets @
  • Language: English
    • Bahasa Indonesia
    • Bahasa Melayu
    • Català
    • Čeština
    • Dansk
    • Deutsch
    • English UK
    • Español
    • Filipino
    • Français
    • Hrvatski
    • Italiano
    • Magyar
    • Nederlands
    • Norsk
    • Polski
    • Português
    • Română
    • Slovenčina
    • Suomi
    • Svenska
    • Tiếng Việt
    • Türkçe
    • Ελληνικά
    • Български език
    • Русский
    • Српски
    • Українська мова
    • עִבְרִית
    • العربية
    • فارسی
    • मराठी
    • हिन्दी
    • বাংলা
    • ગુજરાતી
    • தமிழ்
    • ಕನ್ನಡ
    • ภาษาไทย
    • 한국어
    • 日本語
    • 简体中文
    • 繁體中文
  • Have an account? Log in
    Have an account?
    · Forgot password?

    New to Twitter?
    Sign up
emptywheel's profile
emptywheel
emptywheel
emptywheel
@emptywheel

Tweets

emptywheel

@emptywheel

Abundant tweets about civil liberties & national security. "Has a longer memory than an elephant & keeps more records than Jim Comey.” Legendary potty mouth.

Grand Rapids, MI
emptywheel.net
Joined August 2008

Tweets

  • © 2018 Twitter
  • About
  • Help Center
  • Terms
  • Privacy policy
  • Cookies
  • Ads info
Dismiss
Previous
Next

Go to a person's profile

Saved searches

  • Remove
  • In this conversation
    Verified accountProtected Tweets @
Suggested users
  • Verified accountProtected Tweets @
  • Verified accountProtected Tweets @

Promote this Tweet

Block

  • Tweet with a location

    You can add location information to your Tweets, such as your city or precise location, from the web and via third-party applications. You always have the option to delete your Tweet location history. Learn more

    Your lists

    Create a new list


    Under 100 characters, optional

    Privacy

    Copy link to Tweet

    Embed this Tweet

    Embed this Video

    Add this Tweet to your website by copying the code below. Learn more

    Add this video to your website by copying the code below. Learn more

    Hmm, there was a problem reaching the server.

    By embedding Twitter content in your website or app, you are agreeing to the Twitter Developer Agreement and Developer Policy.

    Preview

    Why you're seeing this ad

    Log in to Twitter

    · Forgot password?
    Don't have an account? Sign up »

    Sign up for Twitter

    Not on Twitter? Sign up, tune into the things you care about, and get updates as they happen.

    Sign up
    Have an account? Log in »

    Two-way (sending and receiving) short codes:

    Country Code For customers of
    United States 40404 (any)
    Canada 21212 (any)
    United Kingdom 86444 Vodafone, Orange, 3, O2
    Brazil 40404 Nextel, TIM
    Haiti 40404 Digicel, Voila
    Ireland 51210 Vodafone, O2
    India 53000 Bharti Airtel, Videocon, Reliance
    Indonesia 89887 AXIS, 3, Telkomsel, Indosat, XL Axiata
    Italy 4880804 Wind
    3424486444 Vodafone
    » See SMS short codes for other countries

    Confirmation

     

    Welcome home!

    This timeline is where you’ll spend most of your time, getting instant updates about what matters to you.

    Tweets not working for you?

    Hover over the profile pic and click the Following button to unfollow any account.

    Say a lot with a little

    When you see a Tweet you love, tap the heart — it lets the person who wrote it know you shared the love.

    Spread the word

    The fastest way to share someone else’s Tweet with your followers is with a Retweet. Tap the icon to send it instantly.

    Join the conversation

    Add your thoughts about any Tweet with a Reply. Find a topic you’re passionate about, and jump right in.

    Learn the latest

    Get instant insight into what people are talking about now.

    Get more of what you love

    Follow more accounts to get instant updates about topics you care about.

    Find what's happening

    See the latest conversations about any topic instantly.

    Never miss a Moment

    Catch up instantly on the best stories happening as they unfold.

    emptywheel‏ @emptywheel Jun 14

    So far this morning June Bug the terrorist foster dog found a way to break out of her crate (didn't do too much damage, this time) and dropped a full cup of coffee on me and two laptops (luckily didn't get a direct hit). Happy Trump's birthday!

    3:29 AM - 14 Jun 2018
    • 3 Retweets
    • 39 Likes
    • cgt Saint Emma Daniel Farber Chris Knall Lillie Beins Rocky Valley High PostimusMaximus Barry runtodaylight
    7 replies 3 retweets 39 likes
      1. New conversation
      2. Rosatom Ulbricht 🔥‏ @screenslaver Jun 14
        Replying to @emptywheel

        Today is going to be a fantastically deranged day on twitter and i cant wait. Sorry about your laptops!!!

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      3. emptywheel‏ @emptywheel Jun 14
        Replying to @screenslaver

        I think they're okay, just like me and the house after JB got to it. At the rate we're going Trump will try to set off a celebratory nuke on NK and accidentally press the wrong button.

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
      4. End of conversation
      1. New conversation
      2. bored -- taking a break‏ @wtk19 Jun 14
        Replying to @emptywheel

        Bite your tongue! It's Bastille Day, not what you said (even if it is.....)

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      3. emptywheel‏ @emptywheel Jun 14
        Replying to @wtk19

        Bastille day is July.

        2 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
      4. bored -- taking a break‏ @wtk19 Jun 14
        Replying to @emptywheel

        Fuck. Maybe I should wait until my eyes are in focus....

        0 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
      5. End of conversation
      1. Charles O'Connor‏ @CharlesOConnor8 Jun 14
        Replying to @emptywheel

        That's what you get for having her serve the coffee. Dogs are notoriously bad waitresses, and I don't understand why people insist on employing them.

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
        Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. Undo
        Undo
      1. ABooRobinson‏ @robgo84 Jun 14
        Replying to @emptywheel

        Loved that movie. Amy Adams heartbreaking

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
        Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. Undo
        Undo
      1. Sandra Damiana Silverwitch Swan‏ @damianaswan Jun 14
        Replying to @emptywheel

        Several years ago, a neighbor's pittie chewed out of his crate, and found himself stuck on a second story windowsill. My husband climbed a rickety ladder, and came down with a terrified, bloody dog hugging him tight. (dog was okay, just scratched and scared)

        0 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
        Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. Undo
        Undo
      1. Dorri‏ @modmom19 Jun 14
        Replying to @emptywheel

        Hmmh maybe she’s conspiring w team trump, although the successful breakout of puppy jail makes me think she’s too competent to align w them.

        0 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
        Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. Undo
        Undo
      1. New conversation
      2. B. Phoenix Adler‏ @BTooMarvelous Jun 14
        Replying to @emptywheel

        I left the apt for 1 hour during that hour my Fraggles managed to bend one side and some of the top of the metal crate and get out and jam himself under a bed. In that processs he ripped off most of the nails on front paws. Little pieces were hanging and most were just flesh.😔

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      3. B. Phoenix Adler‏ @BTooMarvelous Jun 14
        Replying to @BTooMarvelous @emptywheel

        Patience’s my middle name. On a positive note healthypaws is great insurance!

        0 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
      4. End of conversation

    Loading seems to be taking a while.

    Twitter may be over capacity or experiencing a momentary hiccup. Try again or visit Twitter Status for more information.

      Promoted Tweet

      false

      • © 2018 Twitter
      • About
      • Help Center
      • Terms
      • Privacy policy
      • Cookies
      • Ads info