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Abundant tweets about civil liberties & national security. "Has a longer memory than an elephant & keeps more records than Jim Comey.” Legendary potty mouth.

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    emptywheel‏ @emptywheel May 30

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    Also, EVEN MORE than pleading the Fifth, normal people have normal reasons to shred paper and if you don't you're a dummy. https://twitter.com/McDeereUSA/status/1001891441604485120 …

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      2. Mike Prevost  🇫🇮‏ @MikePrevost3 May 30
        Replying to @emptywheel @runPattirun

        Lawyers routinely shred documents. You update something in a client's file in the computer, then print out a hard copy for the case file, you shred the prior hard copy. Pretty standard in most law firms.

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      1. Andrew James‏ @ajames61180 May 30
        Replying to @emptywheel

        I’m almost normal, but I shred paper for entirely abnormal reasons.

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      1. (((Barak)))‏ @ThunderJew1775 May 30
        Replying to @emptywheel

        Fun fact, the world leaders in reconstructing shredded documents are the Germans, because of a project to un-shred Stasi secret police documents after reunification.

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      1. Themistocles' Wall‏ @themistocles_w May 30
        Replying to @emptywheel

        Pro tip: what’s in the blackberries may be more important than what’s in the shredder, if they belonged to Mrs Fixer #Shusterman 😉 cc @seth_hettena

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      1. Pete Willis‏ @PigeonSandwich May 30
        Replying to @emptywheel

        I cannot help but Cohen being paranoid as to why they only took the bedding but left the cage and little plastic house then giving his hamster a pat down.

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      1. Um Yeah....‏ @msut777 May 30
        Replying to @emptywheel

        Eh, At this point we should think of Cohen as the comic relief mobster who who writes notes about his criminal conspiracy using real names

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      1. 21 Days to Midterms‏ @dandufresne May 30
        Replying to @emptywheel

        With a credit card shredder if you’re extra smart

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      1. Simplicio‏ @simplicio823 May 30
        Replying to @emptywheel

        I thought the document in question had already been (at least partially) unshreaded, and the Feds want to enter its contents, not that they were just pointing to the existence of shredded docs (which I agree would be silly).

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      1. What!? Oh hell no, hold up, huh? oh ok‏ @giddieupbitches May 30
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        My god... it must take forever to put together shredded pieces of paper

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      1. Fred McTweeter‏ @tweetinomglol May 30
        Replying to @emptywheel

        But it’s Michael Cohen

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