Me: Hey Youtube, any new episodes of "Garden Rescue?" Youtube: Naw but here's something about the Flat Earth Society and biblical literalism. Me: What the actual fuck.
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"Garden Rescue" is a charming BBC series for anyone who needs the soothing background sounds of English gardeners cheerfully making over bland or unsafe gardens. Sometimes they make the earth flat before they plant things in it. I guess that's how algorithms work.
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Someone on my Facebook used to work for Team YouTube. He would get really angry and defensive when I complained about how their algorithms are cold diarrhoea. Then he quit, making some vague noises about how things were not great there, and different than when he joined.
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By which I mean, they know they're up to no good over at Team YouTube, and I think they're either getting sick of being such garbage and leaving, or embracing the void and greedily gulping down the aforementioned cold diarrhoea.
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