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Kickin’ out the hi-fi jams and fidgeting wildly @emohn@mastadon.social
KentuckyJoined June 2009
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Which really shouldn’t be all that alarming, given that there’s very little of note between Hawaii and Florida.
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The April 2022 report found a Chinese spy balloon "circumnavigated the globe" at an altitude of roughly 65,000 feet, and "drifted past Hawaii and across Florida before continuing its journey," ⁦@ZcohenCNN⁩ reports cnn.com/2023/02/06/pol
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Regret to report that car buying is still painful and tedious.
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I’m at the fudge shop. I’m at the brisket station. I’m at the combination fudge shop and brisket station.
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Was supposed to be at a concert tonight. That I was positive I’d bought a ticket to. Welp…
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Trainer Harry: Rayquaza, I want you to go out there and hit the pace car. Rayquaza: What for? Harry: Because you’ve hit every other g@$#%& thing out there, and I want you to be perfect.
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Odd question for Louisville folks: Anyone have a lead on someone leasing/subletting warehouse space. Thanks in advance.
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This is the guy who’s gonna fix Twitter.
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The HVAC knob panel sticks onto the central monitor and is plugged into the Tesla's USB rear port. It connects by Bluetooth to your phone's Tesla app, which then tells the car to set the temperature. Rube Goldberg would be proud fark.com/go/12730146
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I have an idea… an Amnesty Day. Any sitting or former legislator with sensitive docs laying around in the underwear drawer or propping a wobbly table leg, bring ‘em on in - no questions. It’ll be like a Goodwill drop-off line on Jan 2nd.
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About a dozen classified documents were found at former Vice President Mike Pence's Indiana home and turned over to the FBI, sources tell CNN cnn.it/3WALeQv
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Hmmm keep posting replies, Twitter app says they fail to post, saved as draft, do I want to retry, yes… then cannot post, you already tweeted that. Again. And again.
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Joe Gerth
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From the website of gubernatorial candidate Kelly Craft. I’m not sure where I am anymore, either - but it’s clearly not a place where people are fluent in English.
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The music playlist in this Jason’s Deli is positively manic in the best possible way. I’ve heard it transitioned from Built to Spill to the Doobie Brothers to Mike Doughty.
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I will not eat the whole container, I will not eat the whole container, I will not… Hoooooly crap, y’all, this is SO GOOD.
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Got word tonight that the manufacturer is NOT going to cover replacement engine on wife’s vehicle. So we’ll be out of pocket to replace engine, dump the car for whatever we can get for it, and shopping something new. Cool, 2023. Real cool.
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Is there a name for the feeling when you all you want out of life is to hunker down and eat pizza and watch movies but you also want to break new ground in your profession but you also want to quit society to live in the woods but you also want to go explore the world forever
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New single by The Hold Steady is a bit of an odd one - good, but odd. Curious to see the direction they take the full album.
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They’ve made a cuckold of McCarthy, over and over again, but this one might be the worst yet.
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Gaetz tends to lose interest after the mid-teens, so I guess this all checks out.
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Kevin McCarthy appears to again suffer defeat in the 10th round of voting for House speaker. This is now the longest speaker contest in generations. cnn.it/3GL1Lgk
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I’d like to nominate Steve Holt, please?
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