this was in 2012 when vice was blowing up and i 100% should have let him do it
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it is comforting to know that almost all of us are idiots
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oh nooooooooo
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I briefly dated a girl who referred to Deadpool as “her boyfriend” and very unironically and literally swore by Hemingway’s “write drunk edit sober” philosophy and in retrospect haha what the fuck dude
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i am laughing out loud at the idea of someone calling Deadpool their boyfriend
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straight up "i'm probably going to take you for granted." he kept his promise!!!!!!!!!
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omg but he's SOOOOO honest



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he told me he didnt do valentines day and i chose to believe him
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this happened to me too, oh god one guy I "dated" told me that and that he didn't ever do anything on Valentine's because it was a "traumatic day for him" and then proceeded to spend the whole day with someone else
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