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Little America out on ! Current writer. Former comedy booker. Former therapist. Adamantly from NC. Not a muse. Co-writer of The Big Sick. She/Her

Los Angeles, CA
Joined April 2009

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    Jul 10

    Thanks for watching! If you missed it, the hourlong chat/group therapy I had with and for about why writing is so difficult, literally and spiritually, is available here:

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  2. I spent a good couple of minutes trying to figure out what was supposed to be appearing in those holes. Turns out, as long as a ballot is appearing, you’re good. Happy voting!

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  4. Voting by mail and wondering about the holes in the envelope? “A punched hole in the return envelope shows election workers if a ballot is in the envelope without opening it. This hole might be part of the pair of holes surrounding the voter’s signature area as a guide.”

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  5. This praise is all accurate, but it fails to mention the most important thing: this is one of the funniest shows I've seen in years.

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    8 hours ago

    The President turned his back on you.

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    9 hours ago
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    Tonight! and I will be joining for a grassroots fundraiser. We're excited to be supporting Qasim's historic Congressional race in Virginia’s 1st district! Join us:

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    Oct 4

    This needs to be everywhere.

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    Oct 5

    🗳️ LA PODCAST VOTER GUIDE 🗳️ Here it is! Our endorsements of local candidates and propositions, plus links to the podcast episodes where you can hear us discuss some ballot measures in more detail.

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  11. Oct 5

    It seems like some of y’all forgot that David Naughton is a bad brother to Michael J Fox in the 1980 movie Midnight Madness.

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    Oct 5

    TEXAS POLICE SHOT THIS UNARMED GOOD SAMARITAN TO DEATH. THIS RACIST SHIT KEEPS HAPPENING. WAKE UP AMERICA. BLACK SKIN IS NOT A THREAT. BLACK SKIN IS NOT A WEAPON. ALL LIVES MATTER WHEN THIS FIGHT IS FAR FROM OVER. SAY HIS NAME:

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  13. Oct 5

    Sure, I'll retweet a cute photo of us holding a fan at the . Why not. (I believe a reporter on the carpet handed it to us as a gift)

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    Oct 4
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  16. Oct 3

    Oh boy did I love this movie. Watch Scare Me as soon as you can. So fun. So creepy. So satisfying.

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    Oct 3

    AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH

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    Oct 2

    You want to know what compassion is? I’ve worn my mask, stayed in my home, and done my part for the last 8 goddamn months while other people partied, gathered in large unnecessary crowds, and screamed at grocery store clerks. It’s not my compassion that’s the problem.

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    Oct 2

    *In the Air Tonight drum solo*

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  20. Retweeted
    Oct 1

    In the swing state of , the mail-in ballots of Black voters are being rejected at 4x the rate of white voters. If you live in NC, you have a right to CORRECT your ballot if missing a signature / witness signature. Track your ballot at

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    Oct 1

    Major announcement!! and I have teamed up to bring you a 6-week course on birding! Sign up here —>

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