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Cassie didn’t grow up in the church, so sometimes I blow her mind by being, like, “You know Jesus beat up Satan while he was dead, right?”
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Wikipedia: The story of Jonah has a rich interpretive tradition in the Jewish faith. Also Wikipedia: Lots of Christians throughout the history of the faith have spent a lot of time arguing about whether a guy could survive inside of a fish.
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Don’t forget the worm
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OH WE GOT TO THE WORM. THAT TREE IS DEAD NOW.
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Parable? That’s for those Johnny-come-lately books of the Bible.
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Why spend 5 minutes explaining when you could just watch master and Commander which briefly mentions it instead
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The book ends with God asking Jonah a sarcastic rhetorical question, it is the best book in the Bible
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And not just sarcastic, but hilariously awkwardly structured: 11 And should I not have concern for the great city of Nineveh, in which there are more than a hundred and twenty thousand people who cannot tell their right hand from their left—and also many animals?”
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Jonah ends up on that ship because God wants him to tell people to repent or be destroyed; Jonah runs because he figures they'll kill him for saying this. ...
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... Eventually Jonah does what God wants, the people end up repenting, and then Jonah looks like a doofus because nobody gets destroyed. Hilarious!
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