My bosses: Emily, we can't believe you got an interview with Donald Trump! The president! Be sure to do our site proud! Me: My first question, Mr. President. Have you seen Lincoln's ghost?
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Trump: As a matter of fact, a former president, very tall, very masculine, materialized in front of me one night. He was crying. He said he never cries, but he was crying because of how much good I've done for this country. Very sad. He was crying.
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The never-produced Lincoln's ghost episode of The X-Files is my favorite "almost happened" episode of that show.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_unmade_episodes_of_The_X-Files#Season_4 …
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Not if Lincoln has seen him first. (sorry)
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Yes, but he thought it was someone who worked in the white house and asked him to fetch a Diet Coke
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this is a better debate question than any that were actually asked
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I gotta think Abe's shade has better places to be.
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He only ever sees himself
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Yes, but he passed the experience off on bad Adderall.
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