All Purpose Cultural Chat Girl Emily

@emilyst

Unaccountably soft and luxurious. Ladycore queer. I ❤︎ hacks and snacks. Yes, I took the photo in my header. I made for some reason.

Portland, OR
Vrijeme pridruživanja: listopad 2008.

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    Hey, yo, what up, new followers? Welcome aboard. I have condensed everything you need to know about my Twitter account into a single, helpful condensed infographic attached to this tweet. Like and subscribe. ✌️

    Message created by the Futures Panel for the Yucca Mountain Waste Isolation Pilot Plant to satisfy the mandate of warning away potential intruders for the next 10,000 years. The essence of the message is: Warning, dangerous materials are buried below. The phrasing is ominous and foreboding. It begins with, "This place is not a place of honor."
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  2. Caching well is the best revenge

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  3. Caching is a dish best served repeatedly

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  4. The man in the boat is all Millennials.

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  5. I am a complete waste of time. But so are birthdays, falling in love, and most other good things.

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  6. Please Kickstart my gritty coming-of-age reboot “Diarrhea of a Wimpy Kid”

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  7. I’m so deeply depressed it’s Sunday

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  9. The year is 2065. Billions of citizens of the AI-created worldwide hegemony gather in VR cyberspace to watch the biggest fubble match of the year, the Superb Owl. Actual owls are involved.

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    Performance artist generates virtual traffic jams in Google Maps by pulling a wagon full of smartphones

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  11. Thinking about having a Super Bowl/Groundhog Day double feature today.

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    NEW: After months of upheaval on the app, Instacart employees vote to form the Silicon Valley app’s first union in the United States.

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  13. I feel like every drug resistance program I ever had in school mentioned “wine coolers,” and I still have no idea what those are.

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  14. new display name idea: spell it wrong by one additional letter each day until someone finally breaks down and asks

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    me, an astrophysicist who has published 2 (nearly 3!) papers on Betelgeuse and specializes in supernovae: *tweets about Betelgeuse* men in my mentions: “well actually it may have already exploded do you know how light works here’s the Wikipedia link also calm down”

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  16. The best flavor to complement umami is me-papi

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  17. oh cool we've wrapped back around to this episode

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  18. It works! For anyone using or some other third-party client that supports it, you can describe videos and GIFs from the client.

    Screenshot of Safari's web inspector showing alt text available for a GIF animation in Twitter.
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  19. Testing image description for GIF from Tweetbot, ignore

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    There's no manual for how to care for your friend when they get sick(er), so I wrote a post about how to be there for me:

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  21. I love SVU episode S11E22 because I feel like it really brings the series to peak awful. It ends with a woman using a Slavic accent screaming at a Bulgarian mafioso “YOU VILL ROT IN ZE AMERICAN PRIZON”. Of a season of hot trash, this episode is the most pungent. I can’t stop.

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