flared nostrils, fork clinking, eyebrows furrowed
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I try to pretend they're not anyone's eggs.
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Sometimes when I block people I pretend I'm pulling the plug on their life support. Is that bad?
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That's not bad, that's a life hack.
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pretending the hiss of steam is the word actualllyyyyyyyy
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A long time ago I tweeted that I want to gently beep people on the nose IRL & whisper "favorite."
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I do that when I crush ice for much needed martinis
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Ha! need to practice that!
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Finalists, Winners may petition
@PulitzerPrize to handle their trolls for a year. (#Pulitzer100 - KIDDING!)@emilynussbaum@fakedansavageThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Seems like a healthy & productive way to deal. RT
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Staff writer for The New Yorker. “I Like to Watch: Arguing My Way Through The TV Revolution.”