Emily Maskin

@emilymaskin

Software engineer & team lead . Former journalist. Cat lady. Mostly I just retweet stuff.

New York, NY
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  1. Jun 9

    Stop glorifying workaholism stop it stop it

    This is... not something to brag about. via
    3 likes
  2. Retweeted
    Jun 8

    ah the GOP the party of It Was Your Fault For Being In That Room With Him And Now You're Ruining His Reputation

    17 replies 480 retweets 1,001 likes
  3. Retweeted
    Jun 8

    who do you think Russia's product manager was for this "big technical effort" because damn

    2 retweets 1 like
  4. Retweeted
    Jun 8

    Marco Rubio is swimming after the Titanic screaming, "Wait, let me on, let me on!!!"

    2 replies 38 retweets 169 likes
  5. Retweeted
    Jun 7
    Replying to

    I'm late because I was stuck on the F train

    2 retweets 5 likes
  6. Retweeted
    Jun 7

    NYC Conversations - Fuck you, asshole - Hey, I'm walkin' here! - I need loyalty, I expect loyalty, investigate there being no pee tape

    48 replies 483 retweets 3,674 likes
  7. Retweeted
    Jun 7

    So Comey told Jeff Sessions he didn't want to be alone with Trump. Women across the country can relate.

    5,114 replies 65,811 retweets 185,795 likes
  8. Retweeted
    Jun 7

    DC'S HOTTEST READ IS THE COMEY STATEMENT

    217 replies 12,504 retweets 28,690 likes
  9. Retweeted
    Jun 6
    Replying to

    "Mr President. Captain Rogers." "I'm not the president anymore" "You're always the President, sir."

    36 replies 1,936 retweets 10,142 likes
  10. Retweeted
    Jun 6

    Dear app developers: stop naming your personal assistants after women. Stop thinking women’s jobs is to help you out. It’s not.

    136 replies 943 retweets 2,809 likes
  11. Retweeted
    Jun 5

    Why won't this CSS change?! Restart server >Nope rm -rf everything >Nope rebuild dev env >Nope Oh wait, I was looking at production

    100 replies 1,700 retweets 5,441 likes
  12. Retweeted
    Jun 4

    Based on my FB friends, "Libertarian" is a word meaning "I got my job through my parents and like to play first person shooter video games"

    79 replies 1,279 retweets 5,879 likes
  13. Retweeted
    May 29

    for those of you mad about a female-only showing of "Wonder Woman," remember that for 100s of years you got male-only showings of "voting"

    588 replies 15,049 retweets 51,394 likes
  14. Jun 2
    Replying to

    I'm unreasonably upset that I misspelled this... misspelling

  15. Jun 2

    I think most of the jokes are dumb but this made me snort

    New York's hottest nightclub is . It has everything: Russian entanglements, spray tans, creepy handshakes, surprise trade wars.
    1 reply
  16. Retweeted
    Jun 2

    Someone just screamed "FUCK YOU PAUL RYAN" while we were inserting her IUD and I've never laughed so hard in my life

    176 replies 11,365 retweets 47,510 likes
  17. Retweeted
    May 31

    bitch me too he ain't special

    Trump Is Reportedly Lonely and Gaining Weight
    171 replies 79,179 retweets 163,842 likes
  18. Retweeted
    14 Dec 2015

    I could never be a starving artist because the first time I got hungry I'd be like that's enough art.

    9 replies 858 retweets 1,564 likes
  19. Retweeted
    May 31

    How many ‘experienced’ devs out there find themselves learning the absolute basics every now & then that everyone else seems to know abt? 🙋

    164 replies 226 retweets 1,278 likes
  20. Retweeted
    May 31

    . reunion planning kicks off with a group spreadsheet to determine where to eat and when.

    1 retweet 4 likes

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