This is the best one you can all stop.
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Need to make the Kessel Run in less than twelve parsecs? Elizabeth Warren has a Han for that.https://twitter.com/soledadobrien/status/1145857692566720512 …
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(The "less" is the point here, Han didn't come to play.)
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PS *ahem* Constitutionally incapable of producing a French tuck? Elizabeth Warren has a Tan for that.
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PPS (this may be for a niche so small it includes only me, but here goes) Forced to function with only one of your adrenals? Elizabeth Warren has a gland for that.
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This journey has taught me that when referring to "Han Solo," I pronounce it "Hahn" but when I refer to him by first name only, it rhymes with "man." I'm a child of the galaxy, & we speak many tongues.
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Also, this tweet brought in an unsurprising nerd contingent (welcome, you may have one quarter portion & some blue milk) but my favorites have been the nerds for whom it has been v important to be sure I know that parsecs are a unit of distance, not time. I got you, nerds!pic.twitter.com/b9OMV0NEF6
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@ewarren has a fan for thatThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Thank you, Emily. We don't deserve this, but thank you, thank you, thank you.
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