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I’m a writer. Stuff in Newsweek, Glamour, Polygon, SYFY, Inverse, Observer, Bitch (she/her). Heaven is a place where nothing ever happens.

Brooklyn, NY
Joined June 2015

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    Emily Gaudette‏Verified account @emilygmonster 30 Jul 2018

    https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/933jvp/in_limerick_form_aabba_and_without_saying_its/ … Describe the plot of your fave movie, without the title and in the form of a limerick. Here's mine: In space, a crew plagued by a schism engages in foolish tourism. What they find in the earth splits their bodies, to birth a foul but most pure organism.

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    • Don't believe the hyperbole phnglui mglwnafh PTHULUFISH rlyeh wgahnagl fhtagn Johnathon 😷. Rose-Lyon Paris - Charles Catherine KT plant gal The Prince of Marqueness Peel pillsy
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      1. Emily Gaudette‏Verified account @emilygmonster 31 Jul 2018

        Seth’s feelings for Ronnie aren’t fake, but she’s had all the sex she can take. He dreamed he was a man When their love story began, But now Brundlefly is awake.

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      2. Robin Littlefield‏ @therealrkl 30 Jul 2018
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        The Amity chief of polices With the facts the mayor he beseeches But despite a big shark Mayor remains in the dark And refuses to close down the beaches

        2 replies 9 retweets 137 likes
      3. Drew Harris‏ @drewiharris 30 Jul 2018
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        A bureaucratic error that binds A man to a guerilla he finds In romantic dreams Through torture, no screams An escape route, on which their love winds

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      2. Geoph Essex  🤨 💭 11742 days, 4 hours, 3 minutes  🕟‏ @semperbufo 30 Jul 2018
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        The team steals a box meant to break Any code, but the agents were fake. They sneak in at the end - The big bad's an old friend! And there's cocktails for geese near the lake.

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      3. aarond‏ @aarond 30 Jul 2018
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        Too many secrets in the world With math I unlock them all I leave message here on service But you do not call

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      2. kat calvin‏Verified account @KatCalvinLA 30 Jul 2018
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        A war drives a man to a bar With gambling he runs from a scar A lady walks in Her husband must win The man sends the lady afar

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      3. Jack Walsh‏ @JackWaltimore 30 Jul 2018
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        Deer Hunter?

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      1. Andrew Sill‏ @dru_silla3000 30 Jul 2018
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        Meet Shaun and his flat mate named Ed. One morning their friends were all dead. Despite having died To eat them, they Tried. Repeatedly Shaun had on red. @edgarwright

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        His early return from the skies Provoked Captain Walker’s demise, And made his son gifted, When fear and shock lifted, At pinball, despite his bad eyes.

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        That's my favorite movie evah!!!

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