Emily Books

@emilybooks

We sell weird books by women. , . Our latest pick is Mean by :

Brooklyn, NY
Joined July 2011

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    28 Dec 2017

    MEAN by is a New York Times Editor’s Choice!!! 💃🏻💃🏻💃🏻

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    Feb 25

    whenever your birthday falls on a monday, it's known as your garfield birthday. if you were also born on a monday, then you are extra blessed and it's your lasagna birthday

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    Feb 25

    when we can order things directly from our brains do you think we will have to use a pattern of blinks to confirm the order or anything?

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  6. 20 hours ago

    Use coupon code CLASSIC TRACK to save 20% off select Emily Books— the buddhist, Notice, Dead Horse, Animals —through Wednesday night!

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    Feb 23

    Who are some writers that do full manuscript consultations? I'm not taking on anyone new at the moment, so I'd love to have a list of writers to recommend to my students.

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    Feb 24
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    Feb 23

    spend years trying to maintain safe distance from that person yelling nonsense on the train then one morning that person is u

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    Feb 23

    The whole reason most white men like guns so much is because they realize it gives them power to harm ANYONE. Even someone who's never shot a gun before can kill someone by shooting a gun.

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    Feb 23

    Pleased with the cliffhanger I gave my therapist

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    Feb 22

    Reading this Tuesday at Pete’s candy store. Come out and see me perform like if u want.

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    Feb 22

    bathrooms should all be well-lit enough so that you can see whether there's piss on the seat.

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    Feb 22

    Angry teens trying to change the world should be a news cycle that never ends

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    Feb 22

    I used to lie to my doctor about how much I drank. Now I lie to my doctor about the last time I used a q-tip.

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    Feb 22
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    Feb 21

    PSA TO MEN: if I let go of the pole before the train stops moving I will FALL, so stop grunting and gesturing at me! I know it’s hard to believe but everyone else is getting off at Union Square too! also, fuck yourself!!

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    Feb 21
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    Feb 21

    There are a lot of ways to tell someone's politics are garbage but one very red flag is how quick they are to dismiss those most intimately acquainted with the issue in question. (i.e. the Parkland teens are too emotional, outspoken sex workers are "not representative," etc etc)

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