Emilia

@emiliameow

An emu ate my hot dog at the Healesville Sanctuary once and I have a good head for hats

Melbourne
Joined March 2009
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  1. 7 hours ago

    I saw a girl, opposite Eltham library, making her boyfriend take ‘spontaneous’ photos of her wearing a sports bra and leggings this arvo. I returned my books.

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    Mar 29

    Please. My avocado. It is so sad.

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  3. Mar 27

    Now I have suitably impressed Sydney with my glorious leg hair and pubes on the beach and inability to remain standing on a peak hour bus, it is time to return home

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  4. Mar 19

    Abbie Cornish & Woody Harrelson as a couple in Three Billboards? C’mon 👎

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    Mar 16

    I feel it in my fingers I feel it in my t

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  6. Mar 17

    My idea of hell is karaoke and I am at a hen’s party in hell right now

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  7. Mar 15

    Once I didn’t want to go out with someone because they had visible nose hair and now I, in some kind of karmic retribution, am growing visible nose hair

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    Mar 13

    being attracted to men means at some point in your life you've pretended to be interested in watching someone play video games

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    Mar 13

    This is the only criticism of millenials I will accept

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    Mar 8

    what life is asking of me vs. what i’m capable of right now

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  11. Mar 7

    Do I buy Solange tickets for the Opera House? I am incapable of making decisions

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  12. Mar 3

    I dropped my frosty fruit on my cat

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    Feb 28

    Show yourself Inspector Gadget

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    Feb 26

    Looking at a man's bookshelf or collection of records or list of favourite movies like

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  15. Feb 25

    I miss Kevin McCloud’s purple t-shirt with a shark tooth printed collar

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    Feb 21

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    Feb 21

    3. There's app encouraging Australians to photograph wild and collect their scat (💩) in order to help scientists gather more information about them

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    Feb 15

    Katie is a savage.

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    Feb 11

    I'm trying to watch the luge.

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  20. Feb 3

    I am in the inner suburbs of Sydney and why are there no suburban bakeries? I just want a bloody vanilla slice that doesn’t cost $12 😫

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