Emily Hemingway

@emhemingway

I scowl at computers so doctors don't have to. Recently rediscovered by password. Maybe I'll actually post things?!?! Who knows!

Madison, WI
Joined April 2011
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  1. 3 Oct 2020

    My autocorrect keeps switching "beef" to "beer"... I feel like this says a lot about me.

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  2. Retweeted
    19 Aug 2019

    name ONE raison why I'm shouldnot enter the vendo machine. other then "could stuck" name ONE

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    16 Apr 2017

    I ISN'T A PEEP I NOT FILLED WITH MASHMALLOW I FILL WITH RAGE

    112 replies 15,265 retweets 29,318 likes
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    5 Feb 2017

    Great, now EVERYONE is gonna be "Slutty Mr Clean" for Halloween

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  5. Retweeted
    23 Jan 2017

    Tired of your computer running slow? Tired of losing files? Tired? Really tired? Exhausted? Desperate for one moment of true rest? Tired?

    40 replies 8,815 retweets 10,933 likes
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  6. 19 Oct 2016

    I... I don't think that man knows what Medicare is...

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  7. 9 Oct 2015

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  8. 20 Jul 2015

    Coffee.

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  9. 18 Jul 2015

    OH MY GOD WHAT IS HAPPENING.

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    27 Jul 2014

    DEAR NASA: I could be an astronaut. I can already eat peanutbutta upsidedown.

    23 replies 1,283 retweets 1,752 likes
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  11. 21 Aug 2014

    measured the distance between her bed and phone three times and plotted the data in a chart. All while still sleeping.

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  12. 25 Mar 2014

    I have way more followers than I thought I did... Maybe I should tweet more...

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  13. 12 Jan 2014

    Finished . Actually started hyperventilating. Would have passed out if my roommate hadn't been there to calm me down.

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  14. 16 Sep 2013

    Choosing integers for a linear combination of solutions to the infinite square well: 8AM class: 1, 2, 4. Our class: 12, 15, 42.

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  15. 9 Jul 2013

    They gave me a blowtorch at work today... :-) I now have the skills necessary to install my own helium recovery line! :-D

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  16. 17 May 2013

    Happy !!!!! My duty as a student at a Norwegian-American college is fulfilled! !

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    9 May 2013

    RT : "Are they going to include the part where they say Gatsby went to St. Olaf?" -- Every Ole Ever

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  18. 18 Apr 2013

    Rainy, slushy, snowy, ick. GO HOME, WINTER!!!! NO ONE LIKES YOU!!!!!!!

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  19. 9 Apr 2013

    I'm convinced the new mirrors in Regents/Tomson are to prevent direct eye contact with Basilisks.

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  20. 7 Apr 2013

    Haha. Squirrels. :-)

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