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When my Uber drive is as impatient as I am.
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At 8pmET tonight on The #ComedyTheme, is puttin' on a multi-cultural special w/ tracks from , , & more! It's only on #JFLCanada, ch. 168, on . Themes:
🎒School
👨👩👧👦Family
🍻Drugs/Alcohol
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Holy motherfucking moly is this for real??? I love Canada 🇨🇦 still think is doing a good job during a hard time. (Except on Indigenous issues, step it up man).
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love when my interests align msn.com/en-us/news/wor
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Where are my Democrats? Who is PROUD to be BLUE tonight?
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So can a woman abort if she had sex out of wedlock? Cause you know, that's a sin. And we already know if she is raped, she has to keep it. Just trying to understand what the rightwing religious folk think? This is a safe space for you now.
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How many Canadian millionaires do you know? 💵 😏 🇨🇦
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Put us in the MOMA
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Get tickets to see Maddy Smith Emma Willmann Dante Nero Pat Burtscher Rick Younger Eman El-Husseini Eric Neumann Gus Tate & more!
🎟️➡️ newyorkcomedyclub.com
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I guess fresh meat for Uber drivers is a woman who just came out of a shower.
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Whenever I ask an Uber driver to turn on the radio they turn into a prehistoric man.
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Tell me you’re a Leo without telling me you’re a Leo
*2 girlfriends running into eachother
Girl 1: I miss you
Girl Leo: I know.
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👋 Hi, I'm Katie Hobbs.
I'm Arizona's Secretary of State and I'm running for governor against the most extreme GOP candidate in the country.
Every poll shows this race NECK and NECK.
Can you retweet this and help me reach 130,000 followers?
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Some fun facts the Israeli supreme court has no jurisdiction over this land that is not theirs and is not internationally recognized as theirs so there's really no difference between this and #Russia taking over parts of #Ukraine #warcrimes
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Israel's Supreme Court has ordered the removal of about 1,200 Palestinians from their villages in the occupied West Bank. The United Nations says that could amount to a war crime. nyti.ms/3TK79Ul
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So wonderful having & back on the show after a few LONG years 😅
Come enjoy #Halloween-y live animated comedy next SAT 10/29 7pET at OR live streaming anywhere! picturethisshow.com/post/697186091
#tbt 📸:
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Douche
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An Israeli soldier was filmed confiscating a Palestinian child’s bicycle in Hebron, occupied Palestine.
The footage then shows the soldier throwing the bicycle at a nearby dumpster.
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We've got & more tonight on our 8:30PM!
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Mon, Oct 24
w/ hosts & #jofirestone
+ music by
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#SophieBuddle
#JilbertoSoto
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Documents Confirm Israelis Poisoned Arab Wells in 1948
Why is it important to set record straight after 70+ yrs? Cuz even today, when Palestinians report what Israel is doing defenders still cry "antisemitism" to discredit facts/ensure Israeli impunity.
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My gorgeous and hilarious spouse is is TOMORROW (Friday) and SATURDAY (after tomorrow) for 4 shows!!!
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(I’ll be E 4th st. Friday :30 )
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Chubby people with bulldogs make me so happy.
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Four #Palestinian teenagers killed by the #IsraeliApartheid regime in the last 24 hours. No western demands for 'regime change'? No actors cutting their hair? No calls for 'sanctions'?
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Barbaric.
The world cannot ignore this relentless slaughter & brutal treatment of Palestinian children.
We would be rightly outraged if this happened to our own kids.
How can it possibly be right for the world to ignore such appalling & repetitive atrocities?
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Israeli forces shot dead two Palestinian boys on Friday: 17-year-old Mahdi Mohammad Abulmuti Ladadwa and 14-year-old Adel Ibrahim Adel Daud. Israeli forces or settlers have shot and killed 25 Palestinian children in the occupied West Bank this year. ow.ly/xCwQ50L4XcB
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We’re in the !!! Thank you for this AMAZING write up on Immigrant Jam Comedy 2morrow 10/7 🙏💃🏻💥 nytimes.com/article/things
Feat #idrisalton & more! 🔥🔥🔥 Get ur tix b4 it sells out!!!
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Him: Do you guys ever have a threesome with a guy.
Me: I’m too lazy but I guess a threesome would be ideal cause she can take over when I get tired.
Him: I like you.
Me: Sorry I’m taken.
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Uber driver: your what?
Me: My wife.
Him: Why aren’t you married to a man?
Me: Because women are clean and soft.
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Settler colonialism is when invaders come in your land, live in the land and expel you from it as accurately explained by
#FreePalestine
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Israel is a terrorist state
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Fayez Khaled Damdoum, 18 years old, was shot & killed by the Israeli army in Bethany, Jerusalem today. The killing never stops.
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The child was literally scared to death. The Israeli occupation army terrorises children. RIP Rayan. We won’t forget you. twitter.com/OnlinePalEng/s
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Milan Hilton! Very cool!
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Paris Hilton closing Versace ICONIC twitter.com/fashionfaguett
Reminder! We exist! #FreePalestine
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Replying to @aparnapkin
One time on radio @emanifique said, "I'm Palestinian" and the interviewer responded, "that's edgy".
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Balsamic vinegar is disgusting FIGHT ME
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