Mike Anderson

@emailsfromanass

I'm an asshole

Philadelphia, PA
dontevenreply.com
Joined October 2009
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  1. 30 Aug 2012

    Check out this fuckin' sweet shovel:

    26 replies . 120 retweets 46 likes
  2. 24 Apr 2012

    Glorious master translator many helpful!

    7 replies . 106 retweets 26 likes
  3. 25 Jan 2012

    This guy sucks at giving directions.

    5 replies . 79 retweets 26 likes
  4. 9 Nov 2011

    I was just trying to teach kids the joys of hockey...

    5 replies . 95 retweets 15 likes
  5. 2 Sep 2011

    The quest for a Comanche.

    10 replies . 106 retweets 21 likes
  6. 13 Jul 2011

    Nobody else watched Wet Squirters 5 as a kid? http://dontevenreply.com/view.php?post=105

    11 replies . 112 retweets 23 likes
  7. 21 May 2011

    Free rocks! http://dontevenreply.com/view.php?post=104

    1 reply . 90 retweets 11 likes
  8. 2 May 2011

    This guy is the worst phone repairman I have ever encountered. http://dontevenreply.com/view.php?post=103

    71 retweets 16 likes
  9. 21 Mar 2011

    Nothing ever goes right when I try to sell something. http://dontevenreply.com/view.php?post=102

    79 retweets 14 likes
  10. 11 Feb 2011

    Awesome apartment for rent: http://dontevenreply.com/view.php?post=101

    65 retweets 16 likes
  11. 4 Jan 2011

    Leave me the fuck alone, Jumanji! http://www.dontevenreply.com/view.php?post=100

    30 retweets 13 likes
  12. 21 Oct 2010

    Poor Miguel. So hard to find work these days. http://dontevenreply.com/view.php?post=98

    50 retweets 7 likes
  13. 19 Oct 2010

    A foolproof plan to increase church profits: http://dontevenreply.com/view.php?post=97

    24 retweets 5 likes
  14. 8 Sep 2010

    This dude was probably going to rob me anyway. http://dontevenreply.com/view.php?post=96

    68 retweets 7 likes
  15. 13 Aug 2010

    Finally back from my vacation of helping poor underprivileged children learn how to read. Updates in a few minutes.

    3 retweets 1 like
  16. 8 Jul 2010

    Need to get rid of your old car? LOOK NO FURTHER, MOTHERFUCKER! http://dontevenreply.com/view.php?post=94

    23 retweets 5 likes
  17. 29 Jun 2010

    Fine here's the link to the new one: http://dontevenreply.com/view.php?post=93

    29 retweets 7 likes
  18. 29 Jun 2010

    Two new posts. Well one is new, one is from a few days ago. But I forgot my password to twitter. Never make twitter accounts while drunk.

    8 retweets 3 likes
  19. 11 Jun 2010

    This woman needs help finding an unspecified piece of paper: http://dontevenreply.com/view.php?post=91

    28 retweets 3 likes
  20. 18 May 2010

    Innovative baby products: http://dontevenreply.com/view.php?post=90

    1 reply . 40 retweets 6 likes

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