I was in a river tubing accident on Sat. During a scaaary rapid, my butt hit a rock !HARD! Pain is wicked and has wiped me out. I can't sit.
Me: texts photo of my ass with a giant, deep purple, scary bruise, "more purple today"
Mom: OUCH!! How do I delete this?
I died 


Oh wow that sounds bad. I’m at the doctor’s office now. About to get an x-ray to see if it’s actually broken. But doctor confirmed it’s definitely bruised. :(
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