I was in a river tubing accident on Sat. During a scaaary rapid, my butt hit a rock !HARD! Pain is wicked and has wiped me out. I can't sit.
Me: texts photo of my ass with a giant, deep purple, scary bruise, "more purple today"
Mom: OUCH!! How do I delete this?
I died 


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I needed to laugh because this pain is no joke. I broke my neck in a car accident, and was later in a bicycle accident so bad I was in the hospital for 11 days. This trauma and pain feels on the same level. Thankful it didn't hit 3 inches over. It would have broken my tailbone.
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Replying to @emahlee
Hi Emily, now I want to text you pictures of my butt! I was bitten by [unidentified stinging insect creature, my guess is a dragon] as we were getting the dingy out of the river on Sunday. The red swelling is HUGE! the size of my open hand. Does twitter have rules against this?
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Replying to @JKSteinberger @emahlee
On a more serious note, I hope you get well fast.
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Me too. And you as well! Hurt butts are no fun!
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