I was in a river tubing accident on Sat. During a scaaary rapid, my butt hit a rock !HARD! Pain is wicked and has wiped me out. I can't sit.
Me: texts photo of my ass with a giant, deep purple, scary bruise, "more purple today"
Mom: OUCH!! How do I delete this?
I died 


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I'm dead!!!









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