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I was in a river tubing accident on Sat. During a scaaary rapid, my butt hit a rock !HARD! Pain is wicked and has wiped me out. I can't sit.
Me: texts photo of my ass with a giant, deep purple, scary bruise, "more purple today"
Mom: OUCH!! How do I delete this?
I died 
I needed to laugh because this pain is no joke. I broke my neck in a car accident, and was later in a bicycle accident so bad I was in the hospital for 11 days. This trauma and pain feels on the same level. Thankful it didn't hit 3 inches over. It would have broken my tailbone.
Hi Emily, now I want to text you pictures of my butt! I was bitten by [unidentified stinging insect creature, my guess is a dragon] as we were getting the dingy out of the river on Sunday. The red swelling is HUGE! the size of my open hand. Does twitter have rules against this?
lololol my DMs are open for butt trauma texting.
Ouch. Ouch. Ouch. I face planted Sunday when I dropped the scooter. My knees are growing more purple each day and my left pec/trap hurts like a SOB. But it’s nothing like this. :-/
Oh God sorry to hear about your injuries, Kathy. Wishing us both a speedy recovery!
Glad that didn’t happen but sorry :(
Thanks, Marshall.
Oh honey, I hope you're improving. I once fractured my tailbone by accidentally sitting in the arm of the chair rather than the seat and... it was awful. And no, I have no idea how I managed that.
Oh wow that sounds bad. I’m at the doctor’s office now. About to get an x-ray to see if it’s actually broken. But doctor confirmed it’s definitely bruised. :(
ouch ouch! take care!
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