Hailey

@elvortel

We Haven't Met But You're A Great Fan Of Mine. 30/Bristolian/Trans/Polya/Pupper/Sad Blob. She/Her.

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Joined August 2009
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  1. Retweeted
    May 21

    the nursery rhyme

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  2. May 13

    The wife has made a friend

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  3. May 13

    It me

    gifted kids who used to read novel after novel no problem as a child, only for now to be depressed and have a hard time picking up a book to read out of enjoyment. raise your hands.
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  4. May 11

    Just joined a Union y’all

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  5. Retweeted
    May 8

    day 46 of lockdown and our brains sure don't work like they used to

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  6. Retweeted
    May 8

    Happy birthday to Thomas Pynchon, who no doubt is sheltering at home.

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  7. May 8

    Safe to say that Maya has warmed up to me now

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  8. Retweeted
    May 7

    I guess it shouldn't be a surprise to me at this point that the UK, when faced with The Trolley Problem, gets into a nearby bus and drives the bus off a cliff.

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  9. May 6

    Maya is staring into my soul

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  10. May 4

    Already tired of the Discourse this is gonna generate

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    Mar 11

    just getting ready for self isolation like

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    Mar 9

    we just released Super Bernie World, a free retro platformer to support Bernie Sanders candidacy! play it now in your browser on itch or get the windows download on steam itch Steam counting on y'all to spread the word, please RT!

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  13. Retweeted
    Mar 4

    cuphead offering an easy difficulty but locking you out of actually beating the game if you choose to use it is actually one of the dumbest fucking things imaginable

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    Mar 4

    bernie bros are the kind of guys who come to exterminate your termites but when they show up they get really serious and say "it's turbo time" and run around the house but when you try and join in they yell “YOU'RE NOT PART OF THE TURBO TEAM. DON'T RUN. WE'RE THE ONES WHO RUN"

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  15. Feb 27

    Uggggggh colleage loudly complaining about Greta and saying the best way to stop climate change is to do something to China someone please kill me

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    Feb 22

    wasn't that arsed but then i read the last paragraph and, wow

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  17. Feb 21

    Fun office gossip about a friends married dad cheating with another friends mom and i’m just here like an anthropologist studying the straight mating rituals

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  18. Feb 19

    Today seems like a good day to share this routine:

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  19. Feb 16

    More like Birds of Gay amirite

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  20. Retweeted
    Feb 15

    [watching a documentary about penguins] Me: oh my god I hope that fucken seal doesn’t eat any of them [watching a documentary about seals] Me: GET THEM FUCKEN BUSINESS CHICKENS

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