Evan

@elsplice

I’m trying to forget how to draw. Lead Rapid Proto Texture Artist at Laika. Magenta, orange, acid green. he/him

Hillsboro, Oregon
Joined July 2012
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  1. Pinned Tweet
    Feb 25

    Key to navigating this account: Strong Boy = Our Young Son Cet = Cat

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  2. 1 hour ago

    Good night for stargazing in Hillsboro.

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    2 hours ago

    duck train

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  4. Feb 28

    Is there a vid of giant cats doing the puke routine like a house cat? Are they smarter/less puke-prone than our dum-dums?

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  5. Feb 28

    First bumblebee spotted!

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  6. Feb 27

    apropos

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  7. Feb 27

    We’re back.

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  8. Feb 27

    That was a lot of heavy drama for an amount of money that would buy you a medium house.

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  9. Feb 27

    Anyway, we just watched The Silent Partner.

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  10. Feb 27

    Elliott Gould is just one of those actors, no matter what he’s doing on screen or what his character’s name is, I’m like, that is Elliott Gould.

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  11. Feb 27

    Most Girl Scout cookies are actually just round candy bars and they totally rule.

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  12. Feb 26

    Staying up late, listening to music you’ve never heard before. Such a delight.

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  13. Feb 26

    Yeah!! Love this!! Thanks for the tip, !

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  14. Feb 26

    “time to go punch five stray cats and eat cardboard and garbage. fml.”

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  15. Feb 26

    Every once in a while I’ll be up and notice our neighbors side security lights coming on. It’s always two raccoons and I love seeing them bc their body language is always “fuck, time to go to work ig. fuck”

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  16. Feb 26

    Thanks for all kind words tonight, everyone! Love you!! 💖💗💖

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  17. Feb 26

    Your boy got a promotion. 🎺🪄🎉

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  18. Retweeted
    Feb 26

    The Male Gaze

    Adam Wingard confirms there will be one definitive winner in ‘GODZILLA VS KONG’. (Source: )
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  19. Feb 26

    I'm trying my best but I definitely deserve to be mocked and scoffed at year round! Thank you, however, for not tagging me! 😊

    Someone HAS taken a screenshot of one of your tweets to talk shit about u with their friends. DEAL WITH IT!
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  20. Feb 26

    "Ah yes, we will have horses on Mars bc we will terraform it." Motherfucker, we're having a hard time terraforming Earth. ffs

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    Feb 26

    “In fact, the only things our planet and Mars really have in common is that both are rocky planets with some water ice and both have robots (and Mars doesn’t even have that many).” 🎤 💥 thank u for writing the words I tell in my sleep

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