dylan  

@eloquentdylan

~every time someone steps up and says who they are, the world becomes a better, more interesting place. so, thank you~

UK // he/him
Vrijeme pridruživanja: veljača 2018.
Rođen/a 26. listopada

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    17. sij
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    I was in the car with my dad and my younger brother in Boston years ago. Saw a CNG powered bus and I said "Oh cool! That bus runs on compressed natural gas." Without missing a beat, my brother, who was like 11, says "I'll show you some compressed natural gas..."

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    5. velj

    People like to claim you can't be funny without being offensive but my friend once looked at a packet of Tesco's chicken and said "60% chicken? I like those odds" and I'm still laughing sixteen years later.

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    I'm in a lecture but let it be known that I lov he :D

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    prije 23 sata

    i just wanna say this for anyone who got tickets that aren’t floor or soundcheck, last year i went ALONE n sat in the far 200s n i had the time of my fucking life please don’t let getting non-barricade seats discourage you from having a good time 🥺

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    "If you call me Greta of India, you are not covering my story. You are deleting a story" says Indian climate activist l

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    10. sij

    i am a female villain apologist. female villains can do nothing wrong. all of their crimes have been forgiven because they are sexy and cool and i love them

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    prije 12 sati

    The tournament favourites opened their 2020 Six Nations by heading to Paris ready to face a much-anticipated new-look French team, to find out the hype was very real. So how did France tear England apart, and what did Eddie Jones' side get wrong?

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    my maths tutor thinks he's funny and he's right!

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    4. velj

    THERE IS NOT ENOUGH TIME IN A DAY TO GO TO CLASS AND STUDY HARD AND GO TO WORK AND MAKE HEALTHY MEALS AND GO TO THE GYM AND SPEND TIME WITH FRIENDS AND FAMILY AND I’M SICK OF IT

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    4. velj

    Reply only if ur hand is gae

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    5. velj

    John Bercow said "22 years I never experienced antisemitism from a member of the Labour Party, but I did experience antisemitism from members of the Conservative Party” Why is coverage of antisemitism in the Tory party non-existent compared to Labour?

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    why didn't I think of u before, here is a gift for u 🥺 the ship name is figayda it says gay right in the name

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    Please watch the latest episode of Dimension 20 Live, now on (and with the subtitles that were missing yesterday) It is a very important episode 🦀👑

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    4. velj

    idk who needs to hear this but NEVER say shit about someone's smile or laughter. if someone's happy and they're genuinely expressing joy, it is the shittiest thing EVER to make fun of their smile and make them feel insecure. if u do that shit ur gross

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    4. velj

    as a woman you're always either too young or too old for things, because the perfect age is when you're a man

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    everyone talks about how people should go get therapy but nobody talks about how therapy is inaccessible for a large majority of people

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