I know it’s a little off-brand, but kids love it
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The very existence of Flamethrowers means that somewhere, sometime, someone thought: “I’d really like to set those people over there on fire, I’m just not close enough to get the job done.”

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Humans have spent a large portion of our ingenuity discovering more effective ways to kill each other.
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You should make "Make America Boring Again" hats. They might sell even better
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You’re a genius
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Exactly!
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I'll take two!
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it's actually a $3k software update, the technology is already in your hats.
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Sounds familiar.
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