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Sid & Alex’s Daddy, Artist, Writer, Producer, Comedian. +more He/Him Support ejw.biz@twib.me

Philadelphia, PA
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Born October 16
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  1. Pinned Tweet
    24 Sep 2018

    A cop says “THIS UNARMED BLACK GUY WAS GONNA KILL ME” and the rest of us are supposed to believe that w/ out question. A woman says “This guy raped me” and all of a sudden everybody becomes Law & Order: SVU demanding DNA samples, posting reenactments & maps n’shit.

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  2. 5 hours ago

    And as I’m saying that the police shit brings down, a scene occurs that literally gave me an anxiety attack. When y’all binge through it we should talk. Whew.

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  3. 5 hours ago

    I’m 8 eps in. I liked the vibe in the first few but there’s been far too much police procedural nonsense. I still like the show but I’m so close to fast forwarding through an cop shit.

    Replying to @elonjames @LuciferNetflix
    I think they picked a great time to push in a new direction. Everything is now out in the open. Chloe has seen his real face. Now we can move in a more supernatural direction. I’m excited to see what they’ve done with it. If it’s the same but with nudity? meh.
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  4. 5 hours ago

    Your neighbor who’s a dick and keeps getting away with it.

    Replying to @elonjames @LuciferNetflix
    And it's not even like Lucifer is specially qualified to solve crimes. It's like watching your neighbor play detective.
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  5. 5 hours ago

    Exactly. There’s tons of police procedurals, frankly written better. The draw here is THE GATDAMB DEVIL DOING DEVIL SHIT.

    Replying to @elonjames @LuciferNetflix
    Also. That's the far more interesting part of the show
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  6. 5 hours ago

    The best episodes of in its 4 seasons is when they lean in on Lucifer and his celestial and demonic relationships. I’ve never been excited about a police case they’re covering. It’s literally just filler. It does nothing to enhance the show.

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  7. Retweeted
    5 hours ago

    If a branch of the American government is warning of a Constitutional crisis and refuses to exercise powers granted to them by said Constitution to check and balance said crisis because it's politically unpalatable, does it actually fucking matter?

    Pelosi Backs Nadler On ‘Constitutional Crisis’: They Won’t ‘Honor Their Oath Of Office’
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  8. 5 hours ago

    I get that is a police procedural but the show is so much better when they don’t focus on the crime-of-the-week. I JUST WANT TO SEE LUCIFER BE LUCIFER AND FOLKS DEAL WITH IT.

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  9. 24 hours ago

    3 episodes into and I feel completely justified in my previous critiques. A shorter season is making the show so much tighter. I binged 3 eps in a row and never felt bored. So far *this* is the show I wanted.

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  10. May 8

    He’s so frickin big. My kids are giants.

    Replying to @elonjames
    I can’t believe how big he’s getting!!
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  11. May 8

    My baby boy.

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  12. Retweeted
    May 7

    A six week abortion ban is a total abortion ban.

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  13. May 7

    *sigh*

    Sandra Bland, It Turns Out, Filmed Traffic Stop Confrontation Herself - The New York Times
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    May 7
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    Johnny Kemp makes it sound like he earned every. red. cent. of that paycheck. Bone Thugs and Harmony sound like they just rolled outta bed at 2 PM and saw the check on the counter. Listen to 'em. They're so blazed, they wouldn't know what day it is if the mailman hadn't arrived.

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  15. May 7

    “Just got paid.” Hands down. Just got paid sounds like you’re supposed to go party. First of da month sounds like you got bills. 🤣

    Better $$$ jam... ‘Just Got Paid’ or ‘First of Da Month’?
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  16. May 6

    🤣

    Wait... there’s a girl name named Daenerys on Game of Thrones? Is she Dominican? I would’ve BEEN watching that show had y’all told me that!
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  17. May 6

    🤣🤣🤣

    Replying to @elonjames
    My 8yo, after leaving the party store: thank you mom for buying these great decorations and goodie bag treats for my birthday party, I know it’s extra money. He coulda had the whole paycheck in that moment.
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  18. May 6

    The birthday girl in all her purple glory. My whole entire gatdamb heart.

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  19. May 6

    Folks understood how important purple is to my child. My kid literally whispered to me “Thank you Daddy so much for wearing purple. It’s my favorite color.” In that moment I almost bought a completely purple wardrobe. 🤣

    Replying to @elonjames
    You and your daughter have very good friends, this is a wonderful commitment to the color theme
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  20. May 6

    Anything (Remix) by SWV featuring The Wu Tang Clan is one of the top 5 remixes of all time. I’ll fight you about this. 🤣

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  21. May 6

    Looking through the limited pics I did take and found this Live Photo which I made into a gif. This was basically the party. 🤣

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