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Elle. 35. They/them. Not a girl. USian in Spain. Writer, cat rescuer. I name cats after Pokemon. Too political for cat twitter too cat for political twitter

Cadiz, Spain
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    1. Elle M. (they/them)‏ @ellle_em 21 Feb 2020

      ACCORDING TO YOUR SIGN OF THE ZODIAC, WHICH WELL-KNOWN "AITA" ASSHOLE ARE YOU: A THREADpic.twitter.com/oPfr51n2Zv

      39 replies 524 retweets 1,324 likes
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    2. Elle M. (they/them)‏ @ellle_em 21 Feb 2020

      ARIES: DUDE WHO SPENT KID'S COLLEGE MONEY ON A CAR THEN LIED ABOUT IT -you know what you want and you go for it -even if what you want is a useless car -and you use your kid's college fund -and lie to your wife about it -and have your mom bail you outhttps://www.reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/ci5zhq/aita_for_using_money_we_earmarked_for_our_6_month/ …

      6 replies 6 retweets 199 likes
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    3. Elle M. (they/them)‏ @ellle_em 21 Feb 2020

      TAURUS: IRANIAN YOGURT GUY -you have simple wants and simple pleasures -like collecting yogurt -rare yogurt -illegal yogurt -spoiled, dangerous Iranian yogurt -your apartment is filled with yogurthttps://www.reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/bjd41e/aita_for_throwing_away_my_boyfriends_potentially/ …

      14 replies 32 retweets 332 likes
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    4. Elle M. (they/them)‏ @ellle_em 21 Feb 2020

      GEMINI: TIMOTHY THE MOUSE -you're loving, kind, and fun to be around -you're devoted to your family -you are a large papier-mâché mouse -you are excited to have a new cousin -you can't understand why people don't think you are realhttps://knowyourmeme.com/memes/mouse-figurine-in-laws-story …

      7 replies 36 retweets 308 likes
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    5. Elle M. (they/them)‏ @ellle_em 21 Feb 2020

      Elle M. (they/them) Retweeted relationships.txt

      CANCER: GUY WHO LOCKED THE DOOR & MADE A SANDWICH WHILE WIFE/KIDS WERE ATTACKED BY WASPS -you have a strong sense of self-preservation -live by the maxim "every man for himself" -literally -you left your wife & children to hide in a hot shed -with waspshttps://twitter.com/redditships/status/1001216571380043777 …

      Elle M. (they/them) added,

      relationships.txt @redditships
      My(32F) husband (35M) , married 2 years together for 7, saved the dog and ran when me and our twins (1F) were in danger. pic.twitter.com/WQ2CXuYMj4
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      8 replies 31 retweets 240 likes
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    6. Elle M. (they/them)‏ @ellle_em 21 Feb 2020

      LEO: GUY WHO ASKED NEIGHBOR TO COOK FOR HIM -not ashamed to ask for what u want -even though u should be ashamed -like super, super ashamed -seriously. SHAME. -other people's labor? pssshh unimportant -proud of lack of motivation/basic human respecthttps://www.reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/dp37p9/aita_for_asking_a_neighbor_if_she_wanted_to_share/ …

      6 replies 9 retweets 205 likes
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      Elle M. (they/them)‏ @ellle_em 21 Feb 2020

      Elle M. (they/them) Retweeted Am I the Asshole?

      VIRGO: GUY WHO STOLE HIS WIFE'S BEES -all you want is for people to bee safe -you're concerned for the welfare of your unbeeorn child -it's totally ok to steal ur wife's bees beecause it's for her own good -you truly beelieve you're looking out for herhttps://twitter.com/AITA_reddit/status/1220800379614646273 …

      Elle M. (they/them) added,

      Am I the Asshole? @AITA_reddit
      AITA for pregnancy/baby-proofing my house? https://bit.ly/38INEnT  pic.twitter.com/JlM3njKfSU
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      4:06 AM - 21 Feb 2020
      • 24 Retweets
      • 260 Likes
      • El 🌈🇪🇺🇮🇹 Hachi Nathan @ 1312 🌟 novie stansuini 🌟 brita, ~tortoise~ edition insert something funny Mosin Nahhgant maliyah herlock sholmes stan
      12 replies 24 retweets 260 likes
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        2. Elle M. (they/them)‏ @ellle_em 21 Feb 2020

          LIBRA: DAD WHO MADE 12yo DAUGHTER PAY 20% OF MONEY SHE MADE BABYSITTING -you want to teach your child RESPONSIBILITY -is it so wrong to take most of her pocket money?? -she's a deadbeat RIGHT -you're only preparing her for CAPITALISMhttps://www.reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/ecysfs/aita_for_charging_my_daughter_rent/ …

          12 replies 9 retweets 201 likes
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        3. Elle M. (they/them)‏ @ellle_em 21 Feb 2020

          Elle M. (they/them) Retweeted Am I the Asshole?

          SCORPIO: DAD & FATHER-IN-LAW PLOTTING PREGNANT WOMAN'S MURDER -you like to have a plan -you never know what can...happen -there's always a chance things can go....wrong -want to make sure everything is....taken care -u straight-up wanna kill someonehttps://twitter.com/AITA_reddit/status/1221936316776054785 …

          Elle M. (they/them) added,

          Am I the Asshole? @AITA_reddit
          AITA for banning my husband and father in law from the delivery room due to their intensely stressful/creepy behavior during my pregnancy? https://bit.ly/2U27PZS  pic.twitter.com/pK2XyZIox1
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          19 replies 27 retweets 289 likes
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        4. Elle M. (they/them)‏ @ellle_em 21 Feb 2020

          Elle M. (they/them) Retweeted relationships.txt

          SAGITTARIUS: POTENTIALLY CANNIBALISTIC DAD -you have a TASTE for the exotic -not afraid to TRY new things -always looking for an interesting EXPERIENCE -will do whatever it takes to try something UNCOMMON -probably will eat a human being eventuallyhttps://twitter.com/redditships/status/1214623020091936770 …

          Elle M. (they/them) added,

          relationships.txt @redditships
          My (19F) Dad (40s M) has an obsession with buying exotic or illegal animal meat and is why my family fell apart. https://buff.ly/2QqRKKN  pic.twitter.com/HHQkr1smuy
          10 replies 35 retweets 224 likes
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        5. Elle M. (they/them)‏ @ellle_em 21 Feb 2020

          CAPRICORN: LASAGNA GUYS -look u love lasagna -dead grandma lasagna -girlfriend lasagna -garfield is ur soulmate -will kill for lasgana -no relationship is more important than lasagna -L A S A G N A https://www.reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/el32ez/aita_for_taking_my_wifes_lasagna_to_work_without/ … &https://www.reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/b66ucw/aita_for_taking_my_girlfriends_lasagna_home_when/ …

          12 replies 17 retweets 222 likes
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        6. Elle M. (they/them)‏ @ellle_em 21 Feb 2020

          AQUARIUS: CAT VOICE GUY -you believe animals have a voice -even tho that voice is really your voice -and you use it to hurl insults at your loved one -still you think animals have the right to speak -as long as you are their vessel -& u get to be a jerkhttps://www.reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/du2ty9/aita_for_telling_my_partner_to_stop_impersonating/ …

          14 replies 12 retweets 198 likes
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        7. Elle M. (they/them)‏ @ellle_em 21 Feb 2020

          PISCES: WEDDING DRESS FROM WISH GUY -saving money is important to you -ur partner's wants & desires are not important to u -ur just PRACTICAL -not at all insulting or belittling -like jeeze, it's WISH, what could go wrong???? -just deal with it babehttps://www.reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/eoley4/aita_i_38_m_for_telling_my_fiancee_f_27her/ …

          4 replies 7 retweets 177 likes
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        8. Elle M. (they/them)‏ @ellle_em 21 Feb 2020

          Ok I hope you enjoy which AITA post matches your sign of the zodiac. Please if at all possible tip me for this EXCELLENT CONTENT I have so many cats I have to spay/neuter:http://ko-fi.com/ellegato 

          6 replies 12 retweets 94 likes
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        9. Elle M. (they/them)‏ @ellle_em 21 Feb 2020

          Elle M. (they/them) Retweeted Elle M. (they/them)

          List of my other zodiac threads!https://twitter.com/ellle_em/status/1094654836920983552 …

          Elle M. (they/them) added,

          Elle M. (they/them) @ellle_em
          THREAD OF ALL THE ZODIAC THREADS I HAVE DONE SO FAR IN CASE PEOPLE ARE INTERESTED pic.twitter.com/zoTqq88rvk
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          1 reply 5 retweets 48 likes
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        10. End of conversation
        1. New conversation
        2. Marina is in lockdown & should be writing  🖤 🤍 💜‏ @zeros83 21 Feb 2020
          Replying to @ellle_em

          I'm a bit yiked by the fact I'm a bee thief, but it could be worse, I could be a statue of a rat or a guy who's basically planning to kill his wife, so, hooray?, I guess?pic.twitter.com/KqawuKUlLW

          1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
        3. Marina is in lockdown & should be writing  🖤 🤍 💜‏ @zeros83 21 Feb 2020
          Replying to @zeros83 @ellle_em

          Wait, my ascendant is Scorpio, so, yikes, I am both the bees thief AND the future wife killer! Holy. Fudging. Fork!pic.twitter.com/WIDC75aTmI

          0 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
        4. End of conversation

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