Elliot Stokes

@Elliotstokes

All views my own or my pet salamanders.

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Joined February 2009

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  1. Retweeted
    24 Oct 2016

    Never worried... 🔴⚫️

  2. Retweeted
    3 Jul 2016

    Bad news is we lost. Good news is that the people of Vestmannaeyjar are about to get their dentist back.

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    20 May 2016

    If at first you don't succeed, try `rm -rf node_modules && npm install`

  4. Retweeted
    12 Feb 2016

    That time someone bought me 2,000 followers which crashed my phone so I couldn't put it on silent

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    5 Jan 2016
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    2 Dec 2015

    Neil Fox has accidently locked himself in the dock during a break in his evidence

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    27 Nov 2015

    Official PC and Mac streaming is coming to the PS4

  8. Retweeted
    17 Nov 2014

    the crusader kings 2 steam forums are amazing out of context, fyi

  9. Retweeted
    16 Dec 2007

    Twitter is about to go offline. See you soon!

  10. Retweeted
    10 Nov 2015

    "I did it for the lulz"

  11. Retweeted
    15 Feb 2015

    "Got myself a crying, walking, sleeping, talking.."

  12. Retweeted
    18 Oct 2015

    Find your name by saying your own name through broken sobs for your late nan.

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    2 Oct 2015

    From Saving Private Ryan to Interstellar to The Martian, America has spent a ridiculous amount of money to retrieve Matt Damon.

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    1 Oct 2015

    I forgot to turn off notifications. Twitter sent me an email for each: Follow Favorite Retweet DM 47 gigs of notifications.

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    21 Sep 2015

    I think today might be the day I turn the central heating back on. There is definitely a noticeable chill in the room this evening.

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    16 Sep 2015

    PL teams win% in the CL by Labour leader: Smith: 44% Blair: 47% Brown: 51% Harman (caretaker): 50% Miliband: 49% Corbyn: 0%

  17. 7 Sep 2015

    Just got my Raspberry pi to play hot in herre on the sonos when the nest is turned up too high.

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    7 Aug 2015

    Brendan Rodgers said Will you be my vice captain, James? I said Me? He said Yes. I said Vice Captain? He said Yes I said Ok. He said Great.

  19. Retweeted
    5 Aug 2015

    Kylie Jenner is 17 years old and just bought a crib for 3 million dollars, I still haven't paid for Sublime Text.

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    17 Jul 2015

    woah that is some wild postgresql

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