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Elliott Schwartz

@elliosch

politics. previously with @jebbush, @freebeacon, @gop.

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    Elliott Schwartz‏ @elliosch 17 Aug 2016

    My god. This is the funniest video I've seen in a long time.pic.twitter.com/lcKskD8NKh

    Chad Mosher
    2:17 PM - 17 Aug 2016
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    • Pat Galbraith Kate Crossman Joanne Scott erin Stefcurry Amanda E. Natasha Rai Nicholas no £
    799 replies 14,034 retweets 22,706 likes
      1. New conversation
      2. Dawn Kopecki‏Verified account @Dawn_Kopecki 17 Aug 2016
        Replying to @elliosch

        It's a new PR Tactic, if you ignore basic facts enough, eventually they will go away.

        22 replies 35 retweets 300 likes
      3. CloudlandBlueQuartet‏ @Misterquartet 17 Aug 2016
        Replying to @Dawn_Kopecki @elliosch

        Worked in the UK with Brexit (sadly)...

        1 reply 2 retweets 28 likes
      4. Dawn Kopecki‏Verified account @Dawn_Kopecki 17 Aug 2016
        Replying to @Misterquartet @elliosch

        Only until they actually approved the vote. Then everything went to s**t.

        1 reply 0 retweets 12 likes
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      2. vic deleon  🌈‏ @vicdeleon 17 Aug 2016
        Replying to @elliosch

        @awawro What a stooge. Also he's claiming his boss "doesn't see color" I did a spit-take.

        7 replies 11 retweets 77 likes
      3. Alex Wawro‏Verified account @awawro 17 Aug 2016
        Replying to @vicdeleon @elliosch

        yeah, sometimes we need a break from agonizing over the bile Cohen & Co. spew to just sit back and laaauuugh

        1 reply 1 retweet 16 likes
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      2. Katie Martin‏Verified account @katie_martin_fx 17 Aug 2016
        Replying to @elliosch

        says who?

        4 replies 5 retweets 130 likes
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      2. dgrimes248‏ @dgrimes248 17 Aug 2016
        Replying to @elliosch @JeremyWGR

        that's from CNN- at first I thought this was from some real news network

        6 replies 1 retweet 12 likes
      3. Jeremy White‏Verified account @JeremyWGR 17 Aug 2016
        Replying to @dgrimes248 @elliosch

        #realnewsnetworkpic.twitter.com/wqbpNYN97c

        2 replies 11 retweets 39 likes
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      2. Ian Patrick Hines‏ @ianpatrickhines 17 Aug 2016
        Replying to @elliosch

        The best part is when she says “all of them.”

        3 replies 8 retweets 151 likes
      3. Michael Hraba‏ @HHotelConsult 17 Aug 2016
        Replying to @ianpatrickhines

        When he asks which polls, and she says "All of Them", I picture this. @ianpatrickhines @ellioschpic.twitter.com/UVJSmlxSVT

        3 replies 17 retweets 104 likes
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      2. Mike Nadeau‏ @ElDu 17 Aug 2016
        Replying to @elliosch

        @MattorShirley oh my God

        2 replies 1 retweet 5 likes
      3. Matt Porter‏Verified account @mattyports 17 Aug 2016
        Replying to @ElDu @elliosch @MattorShirley

        mind-bending

        0 replies 1 retweet 5 likes
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      2. Eddie Dinel‏ @torque 17 Aug 2016
        Replying to @elliosch @NateSilver538

        "OK. And your question is?" Hilarious.

        1 reply 12 retweets 122 likes
      3. Chela‏ @ChelaW4315 17 Aug 2016
        Replying to @torque @elliosch @NateSilver538

        That part pushed me over the edge into an ugly laugh. 😂 Then at :29, you can hear her laugh slightly.

        1 reply 3 retweets 24 likes
      4. Eddie Dinel‏ @torque 17 Aug 2016
        Replying to @ChelaW4315 @elliosch @NateSilver538

        An...exasperated laugh. :-)

        0 replies 1 retweet 1 like
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