Ellie Guzman
@ellie_guzman
writer. hot cheeto eater. seasonal allergy sufferer. can someone please hire me already http://medium.com/@ellieguzman
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job interview at 8:30am tomorrow in a city about an hour away. but it's a good job. kill me please
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I'm hungover but am I mcdonalds breakfast level hungover? we'll never know! (yes I am I'm buying one now)
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Ellie Guzman retweetou EnviroKidz™
does this look like a creepy face to anyone elsehttps://twitter.com/envirokidz/status/712783763768492032 …
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EnviroKidz™ @EnvirokidzLove banana? Love cookies? Then you're gonna love these banana breakfast cookies! http://bit.ly/1UlOVru pic.twitter.com/0AS1AK23dX0 retweet 0 curtiu -
the best thing I did this birthday was show my friend the video of the dolphin fucking a decapitated fish (because I'm fun)
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it's my 23rd birthday and I just clogged the toilet
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can't believe this is the last day this applies to me:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AgFeZr5ptV8 …
14:04 - 8 de abr de 2016 · Detalhes0 retweet 0 curtiu
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LIFETIME MOVIE PITCH: "Marge & In Charge". Plus sized gal Marge is highranking exec. Learns selflove. Takes tae kwon do. Pours drink on jerk
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I wonder if Charlie meant demon chicken instead of denim chicken... will we ever know
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BuzzFeed @BuzzFeedThere’s a conspiracy theory that Louis Tomlinson’s baby is fake http://bzfd.it/25NgZYd pic.twitter.com/Ipk4REiYlS0 retweet 1 curtiu -
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my feelings about getting ditched by my friend for the
@Littlegreencars and@johnmarknelson concertpic.twitter.com/UA6VqRjbTr
00:39 - 6 de abr de 2016 · Detalhes0 retweet 2 curtiram -
Ellie Guzman seguiu Jillian Bell, IDIOTSITTER, MattHobin e outros 18
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@idiotsitterA grown woman who needs a babysitter. What could go wrong? Check out Idiotsitter on
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tfw you're at a concert alone bc your friend flaked but you're still there bc the band rules
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Ellie Guzman retweetou BuzzFeed
I bought the dress I'm wearing for $10 on a sketchy website and I love it BUT I'm 99% sure it's hauntedhttps://twitter.com/buzzfeed/status/717554707858743297 …
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BuzzFeed @BuzzFeedHere’s why you should think twice before buying that $12 dress on Facebook http://bzfd.it/1VtJ6H2 pic.twitter.com/CHdvYMFHlR0 retweet 5 curtiram -
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HuffPost Comedy @HuffPostComedy"Welcome To My Relationship. Now Get Out." by@ellie_guzman http://huff.to/1MQXoQC0 retweet 1 curtiu -
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the best part about snapchat is definitely annoying my loved ones
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there's a dog on my boobpic.twitter.com/jwz1GstrbW
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