Ellie Guzman

@ellie_guzman

writer. hot cheeto eater. seasonal allergy sufferer. can someone please hire me already

shitty part of LA

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  1. job interview at 8:30am tomorrow in a city about an hour away. but it's a good job. kill me please

  2. I'm hungover but am I mcdonalds breakfast level hungover? we'll never know! (yes I am I'm buying one now)

  3. the best thing I did this birthday was show my friend the video of the dolphin fucking a decapitated fish (because I'm fun)

  4. it's my 23rd birthday and I just clogged the toilet

  5. LIFETIME MOVIE PITCH: "Marge & In Charge". Plus sized gal Marge is highranking exec. Learns selflove. Takes tae kwon do. Pours drink on jerk

  6. life motto: spit on it first

  7. I wonder if Charlie meant demon chicken instead of denim chicken... will we ever know

  8. kolashampan is life and I'm craving some

  9. my feelings about getting ditched by my friend for the and concert

  10. Ellie Guzman seguiu , , e outros 18
  11. tfw you're at a concert alone bc your friend flaked but you're still there bc the band rules

  12. I bought the dress I'm wearing for $10 on a sketchy website and I love it BUT I'm 99% sure it's haunted

  13. the best part about snapchat is definitely annoying my loved ones

  14. there's a dog on my boob

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