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I cover startups for Bloomberg @business. Writing a book about an alleged sex cult. I work for tips: ehuet4 at bloomberg dot net or DM me for Signal #

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    Ellen Huet‏Verified account @ellenhuet 15 Feb 2019

    me: oh look, a found poem on the sidewalk, how serendipitous and romantic. let’s look closer sf: surprise, motherfucker, i’m a startup adpic.twitter.com/5s2wOM3URS

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      2. Ellen Huet‏Verified account @ellenhuet 15 Feb 2019

        more in Startup Poetry, a category i'm not sure i want to exist: a Kleiner Perkins VC pens an ode to a funding round, using a meter and rhyme scheme that can only be described as "optimistic" https://www.kleinerperkins.com/perspectives/crazy-ramping-series-c …pic.twitter.com/Qb8MNPJMw0

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      3. Ellen Huet‏Verified account @ellenhuet 15 Feb 2019

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        (i'm trying to imagine that poem being read out loud but the only voice i can hear in my head is Tim Draper's) https://twitter.com/kevinvdveer/status/999975356617691137 …

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      4. Ellen Huet‏Verified account @ellenhuet 15 Feb 2019

        my friend pointed out that "knowledge. He" is not a mistaken line break (as i had assumed) but meant to pair with "prodigy," which i will admit does rhyme

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      2. Tom Giles‏Verified account @tsgiles 15 Feb 2019
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        only in SF would a poem be titled Shared Equity 101

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      3. Ellen Huet‏Verified account @ellenhuet 15 Feb 2019
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        honestly, someone should write Shared Equity 101, a poem about the bittersweet separation of two people's financial affairs as told through saccharine marketing speak. this ad is like 30% of the way there already if you read it an appropriately grave voice

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      2. Aboulevard! Lying down‏ @Aboulevard44 15 Feb 2019
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        NO I DO NOT LIKE IT

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      3. Aboulevard! Lying down‏ @Aboulevard44 15 Feb 2019
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        They have these on the subway pretending to be the free poetry ads. TREACHEROUS SNAKES

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      1. Ben Tseng‏ @BenjaminTseng 15 Feb 2019
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        Hide yo kids, hide yo wife

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      2. Steve Silberman‏Verified account @stevesilberman 15 Feb 2019
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        I once picked up a bumper sticker on the sidewalk that said FUN. Then I unfolded it and the other side said ERAL.

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      3. Mack, yes, That Mack‏ @that_mc 15 Feb 2019
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        That’s beautiful. I am thinking of the Jag hearse from Harold and Maude!pic.twitter.com/VecqJOOKQr

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