CHECK FEMUR LENGTH
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Make sure you have your x-ray on you so you can check their femurs under the table while they are distracted by the appetizer.
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So now we have to make a note to ensure a bum hair examination is a top priority. Noted. Christ on a bike!
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Like 90% of the gays I know would fail this
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Every lady should have calipers in her handbag to avoid deception
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If it's that hard to tell, how can it be so important to them? If someone needs a torch and a magnifying glass to find out whether they're outraged how are they not questioning their values
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"I really enjoyed dinner, but do you mind if I inspect your femur?"
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Tall, strong jawline/cheeks, flat chest, no curves, Broad shoulders and male mannerisms. I'd like to see any of these bigots go face to face with Grace Jones and call her a man. These schmucks get undone by their own ideology.
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This is literally making me self conscious of my own AFAB body like wtf???? I would fail
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